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SLOPPY F'N SECONDS

More hardcore than your hardcore.

About Me

I am here to provide watch over how Vinnie Mac handles the new ECW 'brand.' I will be posting blogs on the current state of ECW and keeping the powers-that-be in check via my Blogospherical skills.

My Interests

Extreme Championship Wrestling, TNA Wrestling, WWE, making movies

I'd like to meet:

Paul Heyman, Tommy Dreamer, Raven, Taz, Joey Styles, Terry Funk, Shane Douglas, Rob Van Dam, Rhino, Steve Corino, Yoshiro Tajiri, Little Guido, Super Crazy, Team 3D.These are the people that made ECW the most enjoyable for me.

Music:

Pantera, Metallica, Weezer, Motorhead, Ben Folds Five, Prong, The Strokes, Death Cab For Cutie, Megadeth, Fozzy [/credibility]

Movies:

Beyond the Mat, Forever Hardcore, No Holds Barred, Back to the Future, Suburban Comando, Mr. Nanny, Hulk Hogan: The Best Actor Ever, Not!, Bill and Ted's Excellend Two Movie Trilogy, Brokeback Mountain [/film snob]

Television:

Raw, TNA, Daily Show, Colbert Report, South Park, SportsCenter, NFL, NWA Florida

Books:

The rule book. So I can throw it out that damn f'n window. Lolz.

Heroes:

Paul Heyman, RVD, Tommy Dreamer, The Sandman, The Dudley Boyz, Steve Corino, Taz, The FBI, Stevie Fucking Richards, Joey Styles, Rhino, Raven, Lance Storm, etc. etc. et f'n c.

My Blog

Vince McMahon BUYS the X-Games??!!! Story of the year!!!!

::ASSASSINATED PRESS::12/07/2006FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Vince McMahon, the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment, announced today in a press conference that his company has aquired the rights to the...
Posted by SLOPPY F'N SECONDS on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:43:00 PST

Heyman quits WWE... finally some good news!

It's been a long time since I gave a "Fuck yeah!" for anything "ECW" related....  but....   FUCK YEAH! for Paul Heyman!!! Dude left the WWE today because they finally crossed the line. ...
Posted by SLOPPY F'N SECONDS on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:53:00 PST

It was fun, wasn't it? I think we all know now, though, that's it's time to give up on the WWE

Fans chanting "we want hardcore" during a Tommy Dreamer match were muted by the production team. Sabu, one of the main reasons why an EC match in ECW would be cool, is removed from the match. CM Punk ...
Posted by SLOPPY F'N SECONDS on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:13:00 PST

If Lashley wins we riot

When Bobby Lashley wins the "ECW" World Championship this Sunday I will be closing down my little website until further notice. I've decided that this will be the last straw for me. All the typic...
Posted by SLOPPY F'N SECONDS on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST

ECW December to Dismember PPV preview: Yet another opportunity for the WWE to nut-up

Did you know there's an ECW PPV this weekend?  Me either.  I knew it was this month, but I would have never guessed it was only 1 week after the WWE Survivor Series.  Strange scheduling...
Posted by SLOPPY F'N SECONDS on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST

Rethinking WWECW... will they ever just get it right?

  Look at that image.  That's from June 12, 2006.  Almost 6 months ago, in a WWE ring, on a WWE-produced telecast of "ECW"...  They got it right.  That moment was the last re...
Posted by SLOPPY F'N SECONDS on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:57:00 PST

"ECW" -- getting better, but still a lot to consider. This week, I compare "ECW" to TNA...

"ECW" on SciFi is my favorite wrestling program on tv.  I'm not going to try and hide that.  I believe that in the one hour that "ECW" is on there is more entertainment than in all of Raw, S...
Posted by SLOPPY F'N SECONDS on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 10:53:00 PST

WWE to no longer treat "ECW" as a 'seperate company'...

So that's it folks...  WWE's tv director, Kevin Dunn, has reportedly decided to no longer seperate "ECW" from Raw, Smackdown, and WWE in general. In the coming weeks we'll see that the "ECW" logo...
Posted by SLOPPY F'N SECONDS on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:43:00 PST

09/27/2006 episode of ECW thoughts

The show was terrible, which is the first time they've done this for 2 straight weeks. Before anybody starts freaking out tooo much, I want to say that the RVD/Holly match was not "great."  Not e...
Posted by SLOPPY F'N SECONDS on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:16:00 PST

So I watched tonight anyways, and it didn't suck... that bad

The show tonight was pretty solid, actually. I mean, the whole 'let's make it look like Raw' production value still ruins the edge of the program, and it's still the most retarded thing in the world t...
Posted by SLOPPY F'N SECONDS on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:12:00 PST