Laidler

"I love drinking, i love drinking and i love what happens when i drink. I don;t however love the next morning, i don;t like the way my head hurts and i don't like the way my slightly too big belly feels like it's going to shoot out acid into peoples faces. However, i do like waking up next to Sam Laidler and his birds nest hair, this means a number of things. It could mean that we spent the night at saltmill pretending to ride our little bikes when really we were drinking cider and giving small boys wedgies, we could have bee riding down big hills kicking cars and screaming at people we don;t know, we could have been visiting a friend and get bullied a bit, we could have spent the night dancing in a disco trying to kiss girls and pissing on each other, we could have spent the night laughing at Dan Ryder playing with his dog. Basically we could have been bummed by big black drug lords and left on the moors and we would still of had fun. We probably have been bummed actualy, won't remember though because like me Sam loves drinking too." Jordan