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I Could Be Wronge, but I Think I Like Dogs............... I bought this tenderloin at Harris Teeter on a two for one sale. To begin, I used a 12"x12"x2" glass dish. In it I made an inch deep flat bed of pre-cooked sliced potatoes topped with just a touch of crushed rosemary. Setting this aside, I moved on to the tenderloin. This particular pork took the form of two tapering half cylinders somewhere in the neighborhood of twelve inches long by two inches at the thickest part. I sliced them crossways into quarter inch segments while leaving a quarter inch on the bottom. I then arranged the two into a spiral pattern on top of the potatoes with the thickest portions near the edges of the dish. This completely covered the potatoes and filled the dish edge to edge. Again, I set the dish aside to make other preparations. Earlier I had procured two whole cloves of garlic. I removed the flaky outer layer and began cutting the segments longways as thin as possible. It took me over an hour to complete this task. Once finished, I stuffed the flakes of garlic evenly into the cut crevices of the pork. Using a brush, I applied a thin coat of a extra virgin olive oil. Now I moved on to the seasoning. I began with conservative quantity of crushed rosemary. Sniffing around my cabinet, literally, I located some Spice Club Kabob Grill seasoning and distributed a healthy amount across my creation. Next, I reached for the H.T. Trader Pepper Seasoning that bears a slight resemblance to corned beef seasoning: I used about two teaspoons. Last of the spices, I gave it a few dashes of dehydrated parsley. To make it all cook up just right I added about a shot and a half of Pinot Grigio. In each corner of the dish I also place a half teaspoon dollop of butter. At this point I was so tickled with myself I had to take a picture. I heated my oven to 400 degrees and placed it in the middle rack for one half hour. I then turned the oven up to 500 degrees and left it for another 10 minutes before removing it to serve along side unseasoned pan fried asparagus. My dear God... a wise man once said ....this food is better than fucking.....Fuck it, I hate everyone. Im not part of any scene. I do my own thing. My mind is a gun, my body is the bullets, and the audience is the target. -G.G. Allan.......Matter is merely energy reduced to a slow vibration.... -Bill Hicks...We go about our daily lives understanding almost nothing of this world. -Carl Sagan...The field of psychology has proven that a large portion of memory is constructed and reconstructed: in other words, your mind fills in the blanks or makes something up entirely. It has been proven that the majority of what you see is a construct of the mind: the mind puts up an old image in front your eyes so it is not constantly reprocessing the scene. It has been proven that people will carry out orders from an authority 87% of the time even when they know that their actions will result in the death of another. It has proven that infants(3-4 yrs) have a disposition and high capacity for sexual imagination. ...Of course you can call us animals: we fight over dirt. -Nate Wicks...Personally, I can empathize with about any view point Im presented with. Thoughts and Emotions are just chemical flow, nothing more. The majority of the time I look out in the world and I see ants crawling around everywhere. They come up to talk to me. They obey their instincts. A pattern is merely an addiction and we are indeed addictive creatures. We are hardwired to become addicted to our own chemicals; love, pleasure, affection, satisfaction. This ensures the continuation of the life. Greed, murder, rape, cannibalism; ultimately there is no such thing as right and wrong. Morals are sets of circumstances imposed by society for comfort and order. Anyone who grew up on the discovery channel can tell you where there is no concept of religion there are no rules. In the nest, one hawk will kill its brother so that it may grow stronger. Anyone who sits on the toilet at 5am on a Sunday morning wondering who they are can tell you the presence of religion among a species only implies that the sibling rivalry will result in much larger casualties....We feel that we fell well within the margin of acceptable civilian loss... -U.S. Government...My suspicion is that religion is the highest construct thus far of mankinds collective consciousness. It can act as justification for and organize our self imposed morals. It can explain anything man cannot yet explain. Hope and faith are words I try to avoid in my life. They blind and defeat me. I attempt to go without them. I will shut no doors but I will not shut my eyes to walk through.While I attempt to hold myself to the highest moral standards, I make no expectations from anyone else.Goddamn that was a good pork tenderloin.I like the smell of Murphys Oil Soap. One of my favorite smells you find by sticking your nose in the gaping whole created when decapitating a Barbie Doll. Its not so much the scent as the novelty that it has a particular smell. I learned how much fun it is to chew on miscellaneous objects from dogs. They certainly have the right idea....Any creature that can lick its own asshole may just be having a better time than I am...I dont remember when I said that but I remember it got a pretty good laugh. Maybe I made that part up. Create a machine that is slightly different with every make. This will test what is most successfull. Define success. Define Success. Define Success. Define Success. Error: 01100110 Worms make dirt. Worms make dirt. Worms make dirt. Worms make dirt. 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