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About Me

I'm the douchie one in front with the Ronnie James Dio devil horn complex. fuckI hate dancing, and I drool a lot when I sleep...it's mildly attractive.

My Interests

Felching Lenny

I'd like to meet:

Grizzly Man, Jeff Albertson (and people who know who Jeff Albertson is), and people who hate dancing

Music:

The kind with cowbells...and Queen.

Movies:

AlmodÃ³var, CuarÃ³n, Gondry, IÃ±Ã¡rritu, del Toro, Tarantino, Orson Wells, Scorsese, Coppola (not the hoe)

Television:

I hate these "existential" folks who say they don't like t.v...it's the best invention in the world next to flushing toilets. I can watch hours of The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Family Guy.. By the way, Bill Nye the Science Guy makes me want to cut myself.

Books:

Anything by Harold Schechter (Depraved, Deviant), Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho, Glamorama), and Chuck Palahniuk (Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, Survivor), Erich Fromm (The Anatomy of Human Destructiveness), Clifford the Big Red Dog Series.

Heroes:

Your mom on my lap