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daphne simmadownnow

what?can't hear!got water in my ear!

About Me

Caffeine and alcohol have robbed me of my youth (and basic liver function), so I lie down a lot. I have an unhealthy tolerance for crap daytime tv.I love soy sauce. But only ‘pearl river brand superior soy sauce’(look for the authentic reflective hologram sticker). I indulge in way too much mindless self-discussion with friends, and when im alone I think, “what am I doing with my life?” but then I get distracted by my bellybutton, and then I fall asleep.

My Interests

lying down while fighting the seven signs of aging,stroking my potbelly for good luck and reassurance, and dancing like a rabid monkey for the greater good of malaysia,for it is truly asia

I'd like to meet:

oh,lovely bands who want my friendship. i would love to add u if u are as cool as u say,but my myspace is fucked up so i cant listen to any of ur profound music.if anyone knows how to fix it hit me back.ill give u candy.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Music:

new young pony club,klaxons,stars,clap your hands say yeah,the rakes,editors,atdi,cut copy,yeah yeah yeahs,presets,kings of leon,strokes,bloc party, interpol,placebo,pusa,metric,bob dylan,patti smith,jens lekman,ani difranco,all glorious musical outfits related to jenny lewis and her divine self

Movies:

donnnie darko,the life aquatic with steve zissou, garden state, i heart huckabees, city of god,requiem for a dream,quentin tarantino films, memento,trainspotting,amelie,being john malkovich, almost famous, cant hardly wait(i may have a slight thing for skinny nerds), the shining,the virgin suicides, zoolander, napolean dynamite (heck yesss)

Television:

little britain,arrested development("koo koo ka cha!!"),scrubs,bromwell high,degrassi junior high,we could be heroes,heroes

Books:

1984,fight club,a clockwork orange, animal farm, to kill a mockingbird,100 YEARS OF SOLITUDE,nightfall,DAVID SEDARIS, girl interrupted,the alchemist, SHOPGIRL,stephen king

Heroes:

bill murray,because he is a sexy wrinkly beast.jenny lewis, because in our tennis outfits we can both be 'bjorn secular'.

My Blog

kings of leon

im gonna go watch KINGS OF LEON in two weeks...theyre opening for pearl jam.im just really really really,ridiculously excited about the whole affair..they r my favourite band in the whole wide world, ...
Posted by daphne simmadownnow on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:25:00 PST

conception day 2006

so check this.spent thursday trying to finish up 2000 words for my 40% assignment so i can rock up to conception day.did not sleep a wink,but i got to finish my assignment and so i started drinki...
Posted by daphne simmadownnow on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST

finance 101

i have decided to end this obsession over material wealth. i am a one woman army of the new millenium.no more money.burn them all for heat in the cold of nite or use them as toilet paper(just watch ou...
Posted by daphne simmadownnow on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:28:00 PST

the most gratifying experience of my young wasted life

watching coldplay.   nuff said.
Posted by daphne simmadownnow on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 11:09:00 PST

things i learnt yesterday

so i had an all in all good day yesterday.had to work the whole day but it was all good coz i danced the nite away with hanic and hosey and the germans at purple sneakers, abercrombie hotel. learnt so...
Posted by daphne simmadownnow on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:28:00 PST

fun stuff to do with ur ipod

Put your music player on shuffle.Press forward for each question.Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don't make sense. You'll be surprised though.NO CHEATING!1.How am I feeli...
Posted by daphne simmadownnow on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:53:00 PST

Oompa Loompa!

found him again.at the computer library.i want to talk to him sooo bad but what do u say to a man u have no romantic feelings for,only an obsession over the diameter of his head?   now im happy t...
Posted by daphne simmadownnow on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:04:00 PST

yeah what dimitri said

so its funny how u could change the whole meaning of a sentence when u add the words 'sort of'.like "i love you...sort of" "you're gonna live...sort of".   so ive been doin that lately,adding th...
Posted by daphne simmadownnow on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:06:00 PST

oompa loompa

i havent seen the oompa loompa in ages.i wonder where he is. i miss him.i dont talk to him but deep deep down i secretly want to. dear oompa loompa.im sorry i make fun of your massive head.please come...
Posted by daphne simmadownnow on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:50:00 PST

drug induced wakefulness

this is fun,hey.writing random shit on my 'bloggg' putting random categories on.seriously,pets and animals are only meant to be cuddled and fed and then eaten.i like you,ergo i must eat you. Speaking ...
Posted by daphne simmadownnow on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:42:00 PST