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I'm Josh Watson

What you got up on this tho...ooooh

About Me

Hi I'm Josh Watson, but everyone usually just calls me Watson and I reside in the big city of Rockford, IL. I play guitar in a Rolling Stones tribute band called Tattoo You, and I play in an outlaw country band called the Sons of Many Bitches. I also Sang and Played Guitar in The Van Dammits. My weekends usually consist of large intakes of alcoholic beverages and hanging out with the best friends someone could have. I like to say What a mess, I own this piece and right awn right awn a lot. Other than that I'm pretty lame. STEEL WHEELS 1989 VOODOO LOUNGE 1994 BRIDGES TO BABYLON 1997 NO SECURITY 1999 LICKS 2002 A BIGGER BANG 2005I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

The Stones, Music, Guitars, Politics, Budlight, Vodka, Mai Tais and Jagerbombs, Big Ta Ta's, Thick Asses, Cheap Feels, Making Out, Strokin', Internet Porn, Being Large and In Charge, Goth Chicks, Drinking, BBT's up on my back right awn right awn, Always being right, Liking girls who have no interest in me, Picnics, Happy Wok, Nippons, Getting Ridiculously Drunk, Being A Lazy Ass, Strippers, Making fun of people to make myself feel better, Stupid Drunk Fridays, Being Everyones Friend, Buying Rounds at Krypto, Drunk Hugs, Tounging Earl, Laughing, Being Loud and Obnoxious, Drunk dials, texts and myspace messages. Ass to Mouth Monday, Titty Fuckin Tuesday, Drippin wet Wednesday, Tickle My Taint Thursday, Fuck a Fatty in the Fartbox Friday, Sit On My face Saturday and Show 'Em Sunday

I'd like to meet:

Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts. People that are awesome, drama free and like to have just as good of time as I do!

Music:

The Stones, The Black Crowes, Sublime, 311, The Goodyear Pimps, Chuck Berry, The Hives, Muddy Waters, Jonny Cash, Willie Nelson, The Who, Howlin Wolf, Elvis, The Faces, Jimi Hendrix, The Beastie Boys, Bob Dylan, Pearl Jam, Midwestern Death, Little Richard, Frank Sinatra, Tom Petty

Movies:

Anything thats stupid and makes me laugh

Television:

Fox News Channel, Animal Planet, Cops, South Park, Cheaters, The First 48, Intervention, Sportscenter, The Weather Channel

Books:

Anything Stones Related, History, Political

Heroes:

My Pops, My Grandfathers, Mick, Keef, Ronnie & Charlie, My dog Otto, The Singles Club
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My Blog

Dance Off Pants Off

My guitar sparring patner is moving to Texas today. The best wedding dancer u know. Not only is his last name beir so is his middle name. We had some great drunk times together. And we'll prolly ...
Posted by I'm Josh Watson on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:20:00 PST

10 years ago today..(long and lotsa stones content)

Was the first time I ever saw the Stones in an Arena. It was the United Center. I paid $300 for the ticket. I thought for sure I'd never see them in an arena again, so I dropped the cash. Well i ...
Posted by I'm Josh Watson on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:01:00 PST

i enjoy a good sausage fest from time to time

so dude seriously im tired of all the fucking dudes on my belt at ups. i mean i like them but cmon we need some broads on that piece. and quit giving me this "josh and klinger scare them away" bu...
Posted by I'm Josh Watson on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:27:00 PST

i need a stones show..

2009 is way to far away for a tour after seeing this film tonite jesus christ.. as tears go bye straight had goosebumps and tears in my eye.. me and lobes are going again its a great time. fuck what a...
Posted by I'm Josh Watson on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:35:00 PST

God dammit I want some beef a roo

Guess What? I got stupid fucking drunk lastnite. How awesome is it tho when ur co-worker gets a call from some russian chick, asks if he’s Josh Watson then proceeds to ask if he wants to fuck? U...
Posted by I'm Josh Watson on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:35:00 PST

silence..

my ears are ringing.. i’m bored and tired and alone
Posted by I'm Josh Watson on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:57:00 PST

For those of you...

I promised drinks to in exchange for you coming to see Tattoo You at kryptonite this Friday March 28th in my awesome drunken text messageness last nite.. umm yeahh I lied. I’m mos definintly not...
Posted by I'm Josh Watson on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:44:00 PST

You hafta play this awesome new game..

If ur ever in the beautiful Rockford downtown district make sure u visit our lovely parking garages--preferrably the one across from krypto on state street--and play the game bum or no ...
Posted by I'm Josh Watson on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:11:00 PST

Its cool I was drunk..

You know what I hate? When I go on drunk dialing spree's and call everyone and their brother and leave voicemails and don't remember a god damn thing I say.. Beef Terriaki sticks from imperial palace ...
Posted by I'm Josh Watson on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:59:00 PST

DO NOT!!! I REPEAT DO NOT BUILD THAT FUCKING ROAD

 I need your help! Actually the city needs your help. Please do us a favour and go to krypto and sign the petition to stop them from tearing down the downtown mall and putting in a street. City C...
Posted by I'm Josh Watson on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:26:00 PST