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Spencer

About Me

My name is neither five nor is it Tiger General, but people call me Five Tiger General for an amusing reason. Also, I am a Leo who enjoys music and being awesome. I also like fun. I dislike spiders very much. I was once told that I was beautiful by a girl at a county fair in porter county Indiana. Sometimes I wish I had a space ship shaped like a Gibson Flying V. This happens, alot...
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I was thinking the other day about starting an indie pop band with an ironic casio keyboard and drum machine sound called 'Y=MX+B'. Our hit single would be 'Aristotelian Tyranny' the b-side would be 'Making love to Parallelograms (is hard to do)'. We would split up after a short tour of the southwest. Our 3rd part keyboardist would become part of a succesful rock trio called 'The Triumvirates'. I would then move to Japan and become a pop idol.
Click the image and listen to my band that is made up of me and five imaginary friends. We have mystical adventures! And then sing about them, often in two or three part harmony!
You're a Hyena!

You have quite a sense of humor, though many others find it derisive rather than appealing. You are perceived as being a coward, but actually have moments of great bravery and have even stood up to those much larger than yourself. You like hanging out in groups and are always making a lot of noise. Disney thinks you are an idiot.
Take the Animal Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd probably like to meet John Cage. We would take a dictionary and cut out all the words into little individual slips and toss them in the air. The order they land in would dictate what our conversation would be. Later on we would get drunk and throw a reel-to-reel 8 track through Steve Reich's window. Reich would laugh it off but in the end he'd ask us for the money to replace his window.75 words

Typing Test

My Blog

And this just in...

An essay towards the new musical aesthetic. And I congratulate anyone who makes it through this without thinking I'm a prick. I've decided after a mediocre half assed deliberation that the trend in m...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 23:00:00 GMT

This is critical

I am usual not apt to post a variety of blogs, so I figured that should I post something it must be of absolute importance. So here we go.It is so fucking windy outside my apartment right now I feel l...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 23:22:00 GMT

I'm so mad I could spit!

Did that get your attention.Come on, when's the last time you've seen me mad? The correct answer would be 1990, when someone (who's name I will omitt) stepped on my 'New Kids on the Block' cassette ta...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 22:58:00 GMT

Polysics.

Polysics is a good band. And that's all I have to say about that.Bye-Q!
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 22:54:00 GMT