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Saint Lucifer

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About Me


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
How evil are you? (I dont know how I do it, I dont feel particulary EVIL, but apprantly, according to all these quizes, I AM SATAN!!!!!!!! SO deal with it!!)
You Are Bad Girl Sexy
Girl, you are nothing but trouble. And that's hot.
You've got the classic bad girl sexiness mojo going on.
And your badass attitude makes men fear you - and crave you.
Don't give into people who say to tone it down. You're perfect as is. What Kind of Sexy Are You?

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

Ambitious day and night dreamer who's world is the stuff of the movies. Dark sexy hot literature and music to lithe to turns me on. Likes to be embraced and perved at. Likewise I like to embrace and perv back. Loved to be kissed and have lipstick traces left behind - on my body or other. I have sinned, yet I am most angelic in the most unusual of ways. Easy-going and liberal. You can only fall in love with me.
You Are 72% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

My Interests

To All: Please take the time to read my profile before you click that "ADD FRIEND" button. How do I know some of you dont read my profile? Well, when I get guys asking me out on a date... or neddish women asking me to go on a Buckie binge with them...Music, art, shopping, literature.... hmm.. this sounds familiar... good food and drink, weirdos, clothes, beauty, sexy deep women, beautiful people, being photographed, sleeping, having money, dreaming, dreaming of having money, flirtations, driving...FAST, travelling, playing on the computer, playing in general, laughing, films, tattoos & piercings, kissing good deep kissers, touching, vampires, hollywood style witches, fetishisms, gothyness, punkyness, manganess, kitschism, restyling normal dolls so they look better, romanticing death..okay, Im gagging myself now...say no more!!

I'd like to meet:

The Ultimate Woman - Good Looking, Intelligent, Wealthy, Generous, Sexy, Lustful, One woman woman hot bitch.
You Are 52% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath? Which kind of vampire are you?(with pictures)
You are a sexy vampire. You love your body and you probably are beautiful and sexy.You love blood because it is so sexy. You want to be more intressting and you are intresstng..from outside.. Inside you are lost in your dreams.
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Music:

AFI, Marilyn Manson, Nightwish, Evanescence, Lacuna Coil, Rammstein, My Chemical Romance, The Rasmus, The Offspring, Greenday, Garbage, The Cure, Linkin Park, Bjork, Britney, Xtina and random songs by other people, oh, nearly forgot, Michael Jackson!!!!! A genius!

Movies:

The Craft, LoTR, Interview with the Vampire, The Queen of the Damned, Sirens, Garfield the Movie, House of Flying Daggers, The Matrix, Velvet Goldmine, Bound, Better Than Chocolate, Tank Girl....

Television:

I hardly watch the fucker.

Books:

The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, everything so far by Poppy Z. Brite (Equisite Corpse, Drawing Blood, The Lazarus Heart etc), self-help/improvemnt books (cos' I REALLY need it...), sexy photography books... Was reading a lesbian erotica version of different fairytale stories - apparently, the 7 dwarves are horny women who likes it up their... courtesy of eager butch women - and we havent even got round to Snow White yet... only good if you can skip passed the first 20-pages describing the trees. Pah!

Heroes:


A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME
Name: sAINT
Birthday: December
Birthplace: Hong Kong.
Current Location: UK.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Naturally Black, however has not been truly black for ages!
Height: 5ft. 6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: Freak.
Your Weakness: My Impulses.
Your Fears: Being any of the following: lonely, accused, bored, misunderstood, abandoned.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sex. and "Oh my pillow and duvet are so soft".
Your Bedtime: Usually between 3-5am because I am a night freak.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a kid about 3/4 years old and just playing with my mum in a cheap council flat with sticky kitchen floor, and eating raisins.
Do you Swear: Yes. Fucking stupid question.
Have you Been in Love: Yes. I love many things and people all at once. My lust is so strong it is more intense than some people's love.
Do you want to go to College: Used to before they more or less booted me out.
Do you want to get Married: Yes.
Do you belive in yourself: No, I dont think I exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if Im being rubbed the wrong way.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes. Modesty kills.
Are you a Health Freak: No. But I am a freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, until they annoy me.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, they are beautiful especially if the lightening strikes someone I dont like.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, my instrutment.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes. It was nice - poof juice as we call it.
In the past month have you Smoked: No. Im just naturally smokin'!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No. Except Pot, Coke, Acid, Heroin... joking. Im a saint.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Being single again...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. Its a steal.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. They make your teeth black and only mingers should eat them.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. I like sushi, theyre so fishy and squidgey.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. What a fucking random question.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. But I have made afew dumps, if you are interested. I know. Im disgusting. At least I know what thought is in your mind just now.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. But I have been dipping... oh wait, I havent, sheiss!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Do you mean, "Have I stolen anything today?"???
Ever been Drunk: No, just tipsy.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Well, have you????
Ever Shoplifted: No, shops are too heavy for me to lift.
How do you want to Die: I want to live forever.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I still want to be a human.
What country would you most like to Visit: I have to say the grammar in this survey is so incorrect it is beginning to irritate me.. Iceland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue.
Favourite Hair Color: Black.
Short or Long Hair: Messy Short.
Height: 5ft. 6" or an inch or 2 taller.
Weight: About my weight or a few pounds heavier.
Best Clothing Style: Gothic-punk-dyke-chick who is also versatile.
Number of Drugs I have taken: ? Fucking stupid question!
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds, bordering thousands.
Number of Piercings: 7.
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: This survey.
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Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1: The Human Condition.
2: Being the average person who does average things - FOREVER!
3: Bugs, Germs, Unhygenic Things & People.
Three people who make me laugh:
1: One of my Sisters.
2: One of my Nieces.
3: Derek Zoolander from ZOOLANDER. He's so cute!
Three Things I love:
1: Money. (And you all love it, so dont pretend to be morally superior!)
2: Life long learning - bettering oneself with each passing year.
3: My bed - pillow and duvet - like a massive extra soft teddy bear that hugs you and keeps you warm in the coldest part of the day. RESPECT.
Three Things I hate:
1: Malicious People.
2: Things that are disgusting.
3: Not seeing my GF whenever I want to!
Three things I don't understand:
1: My Family.(Even The Addams Family left early!!!).
2: My Hair. (It bullies me so Im planning to have it amputated!)
3: Ambition & Talent & Proscastination & Me. Its like seeing the route ahead and revving the engine of the Ferrari only to find that the bloody thing is tied down with ROPE!
Three things on my desk:
1: Books, Books and Books!
2: CDs.
3: Folders, perfume, paper, CD Player - I swear, any surface will do!!!!!
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: Typing.
2: Breathing.
3: Masturbating. (These keys feels sooo nice, like pressing buttons...)
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: LIVED!!! LIVED!!! LIVED!!! (So many people die in this world without having truly lived. I dont want to be one of them).
2: Have children. (When I am gone, you can be safe in the knowledge that my children will be evil little bastards and eat your children!)
3: Be with the Person I love in a loving relationship filled with love, lust- SEX, passion and respect.
Three things I can do:
1: Make anything beautiful! I am one for aesthetics.
2: Make anything ugly. Likewise, one who knows the path to beauty, one knows how to make the journey back.
3: I can enjoy great sex without being shy.
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: HUNGRY - hungry for passion, love, success, understanding, life, experience, knowledge, self-harmony..
2: Passionate for what I love.
3: Sexual, Tactile & Romantic.
Three things I can't do:
1: Tidy up, apparently.
2: Eat artichoke or corriander - the world's most disgusting foods! (Id much rather eat you!!) ;)
3: Be oblivious to the world around me.
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You've been totally Bzoink*d
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)
Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic
What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays
Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

My Blog

You Are On My Space.

Hello people. I am sad. Normally, I would cry my heart out via the keys on this board to an annoymous world. You dont me: not how I look, not my age or location, nor would you know that you know me in...
Posted by Saint Lucifer on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:49:00 PST

Quarantine Me.

Ok, who was it?? Which one of you did it?? Who cursed or cast an evil spell on me???? For 4 days and nights I have been suffering from blister-like patches on my body, my hands, my abdomen, my chest, ...
Posted by Saint Lucifer on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:30:00 PST

You Bruise Me.

Listening to Alex Parks. Chillin' down.. Back from Shanghai yesterday. The 6-day trip was very VERY exhausting! Infact, China is very exhausting. If the heat doesnt get you, the traffic will or all th...
Posted by Saint Lucifer on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:06:00 PST

Lamenting By The JiangYue River.

Hello people. I am now back from my little exploration from GuangZhou. We returned late noon. My feet are tired! Now, were shall I start? From the beginning as that is the easiest for my slowly ...
Posted by Saint Lucifer on Fri, 26 May 2006 08:26:00 PST

Sleepy In The Orient.

Hello people! Another blog from China! Can you tell Im slipping into my old Brit ways again? (I often go online before I sleep). I am tired just now - my eyelids feeling half-heavy. Listening to tATu ...
Posted by Saint Lucifer on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:03:00 PST

666. Of GIANTS & elves. 999

In a land far far away called FarFar Away Land was a girl called Saint... Hello Normal People! How does it feel to be watching from the sidelines?? I know..., I didnt think you could see much, anyways...
Posted by Saint Lucifer on Sat, 20 May 2006 09:50:00 PST

Paranoia Is Green...

So, I am sitting here hitting up MySpace because I have woken up earlier than usual and contrary to how I would usually feel at such an occurence, I am rather awake right now. I am just thinking, asid...
Posted by Saint Lucifer on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:10:00 PST

My Vampire RPG. Let Me Bite You!!

If you like vampires, READ:And please do not nick this - if you do, I SWEAR I WILL UNCLEFUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Thankyou. You know I love you, really. The bitter night time air...
Posted by Saint Lucifer on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:43:00 PST

2 Becomes 1..

Hello mysterious person. Yesterday, I broke up with my gf. I suppose I should call her "ex-"gf now. Its alittle weird. Ive never properly "broken" up with anyone that I could give a toss about, apart ...
Posted by Saint Lucifer on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:42:00 PST

Stuff Me Up & Put Me In A Box!

Just to say apparently we (my sister & I) are "so cute" according to this pretty girl, that she wished she could "stuff" us up and put us "into little boxes" so we "cant escape", and be place...
Posted by Saint Lucifer on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 07:44:00 PST