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Vanzetti

A True Poet Is Of The Devil's Party

About Me

Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds. -HK-47

My Interests

1880s, 1920s, 1930s, 1940s, 1980s, 1984, absinthe, alice in wonderland, alan moore, ancient egypt, andy warhol, baron samedi, belladonna, betty page, black metal, booze, bowler hats, burlesque, cabaret, cavalier, charlie chaplin, chevelles, chianti, christian dior, christina ricci, dames, dandies, david lynch, disneyland, dita von teese, duke ellington, edgar allen poe, edward's masion, fairuza balk, fedoras, film noir, fine dining, floria sigismondi, fops, garters, german expressionism, gin mills, glasses, history, hooch palors, industrial, james o'barr, jetsetting, jim carol band, johnny cash, kabbala, ladies, legos, liquors, loas, marie levou, marquis de sade, martinis, masters of the universe, merlot, mobsters, my laptop, narrow callors, necromancy, new orleans, niccolo machiavelli, oscar wilde, philosophy, pinstripes, pirate's alley, pirates of the carribean, pistols at dawn, rainy days, red heads, science, spats, speakeasies, stuff, sunrises, surrealism, sushi, swing, technology, the parlour, ties, tim burton, time travel, top hats, traveling, vaudeville, victorian, vintage, vodka, voodoo, wine, wing tip shoes, zoot suits.

I'd like to meet:

floozies, literati, and people who spend far too much money on staying out far too late

Music:

Devo, Interpol, Marilyn Manson, :wumpscut:, The Dresden Dolls, The Cure, Wolfsheim, Bauhaus, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, The Birthday MAssacre, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Christian Death, Danny Elfman, David Bowie, The Ditty Bopps, Duran Duran, The Electric Hellfire Club, Emperor, Mayhem, Enslaved, Everclear, Johnny Cash, Garbage, Hanzel und Gretyl, Iggy Pop, The Jim Carroll Band, Joy Division, KMFDM, Kettle Cadaver, London After Midnight, Lucia, Madonna, Ministry, Gary Numan, Neo-Tek, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, NIN, Nirvana, Rollins Band, Sex Pistols, Solevil, Suicide Commando, Velvet Acid Christ, Violent Femmes, VNV Nation

Movies:

Tim Burton Films, Nosferatu, Phantom of the Opera (1924), The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Donnie Darko, Batman Begins, House of 1,000 Corpses, The Crow, Willie Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, From Hell, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Quills.

Television:

The Simpsons, Carnivale, Bullshit, Cable news channels, The History Channel

Books:

Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass and what Alice saw There, The picture of Dorian Gray, From Hell, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen volume I & II, Marvel 1602, Philosophy in the Boudoir, 120 Days of Sodom, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, The Man in the Iron Mask, Frankenstien, Dracula, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, The Divine Comedy, Paradise Lost, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Prince, The Canterburry Tales, Julius Ceasar, Romeo & Juliet, Hamlet, Macbeth, A Christmas Carol

Heroes:

Doc Holiday, Jack The Ripper, Sir William Gull, Dorian Gray

My Blog

get behind me satan

so i saw iron man on thursday night. tony stark is constantly drinking while being a dick to everyone. i loved it. plus the easer egg after the credits was a great nod to the fans.   and heres so...
Posted by Vanzetti on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:34:00 PST

it is almost summer movie season

one of my most favorite times of the year. so is what i am looking forward to seeing, why, and predictions. wee.   speed racer: wachosky bros are back and they pick o urn live acion one of the mo...
Posted by Vanzetti on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:01:00 PST

and now for something completely different.

my father had a stroke yesterday morning. old guy fell down, went boom. paramedics came and took him to a hospital. all while my parents were visiting my mom's sister. i got the call while i was at th...
Posted by Vanzetti on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:44:00 PST

i really am the last of the international playboys and this is why

as i am bored to death in my hotel room, taking a night's break from wow and doing things i used to do online before i became addicted with nothing good on tv i had an realization. world shattering ev...
Posted by Vanzetti on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:41:00 PST

i got a fortune cookie with my lunch today

"you will start a successful buisness" in bed.   that is all.
Posted by Vanzetti on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:03:00 PST

Harry Potter Quiz

What would be your Patronus? A spiderWhat would you want your wand to look like/be made out of? 5" yew with a basilisk venom coreIf you could be an animagus what animal would you be? worgWould you joi...
Posted by Vanzetti on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:30:00 PST

guy fawkes day

remember, rememberthe fifth of november.gunpowder treason and ploti can think of no reasongunpowder treason should ever be forgot!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~anyone do anything flamable today?i jus...
Posted by Vanzetti on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:32:00 PST

some wow stories

heres some funny and/or intresting wow stories. i am sure unless you share my obsession you find me speaking greek here on. today i was fishing in org. make a little cash and lvl fishing, someone goes...
Posted by Vanzetti on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:49:00 PST

i really need to put down the crack pipe

oh dear god. world of warcraft (wow) is soooooooo addicting. i have only had it since the weekend and i am so fucking hooked.best rpg i have ever played. and i have been playing rpg's for 2 decades no...
Posted by Vanzetti on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST

should i get into WOW?

i am one of those super hardcore blizzard fans from WAY back. i got it all from warcraft 2 and on. but frankly, i am scarred of WOW. the way mmrpgs suck up time and money... it would mean i would have...
Posted by Vanzetti on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 04:47:00 PST