i'm easily pleased. pizza and beer will turn my frown upside down any day of the week.
i tend to fluctuate weight-wise between being a skinny prick and a tubby bitch.
i wholeheartedly endorse morrisons bettabuy product range. you can't fuck with the baked beans. not at 17p per tin. the bogroll is a bit ropey like.
i play the drums (badly), primarily in a band called the horror, and also in the sex maniacs. former bands include vengeance of gaia (aka vomit of guinness), genghis khan, voorhees, the mercy suite & matadors.
i'm a driving instructor. and i get secretly narked that all people ever want to talk to me about in the pub these days is fucking driving.
if you really want to make me cry, make me watch any vaguely sentimental movie. bicentennial man was particularly harrowing to me.
i have never, ever, ever done a single drug in my life. not even a toke on the old mary jane. you know why? i'd get wrong off me mam.
when i was fifteen i got busted for shoplifting from HMV in newcastle. my illegal booty haul: four of a kind by DRI and fabulous disaster by exodus. too awesome. i was also falsely accused of pinching abba's waterloo lp, but i had actually paid for that one, and had the receipt to prove it. it was a christmas prezzie for me dad like, and nicking a gift for a parent just has bad karma written all over it.
bettabuy beans are probably made in the same factory as heinz anyway so fuck you.
i am an ardent supporter of sunderland association football club, and i would like you to join me in a rousing chorus of FUCK THE MAGS!!!!!
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