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George W. Bush, the greatest President ever.
You Are Most Like George W. Bush
So what if you're not exactly popular? You still rule the free world.
And while you may be quite conservative now, you knew how to party back in the day!
What Modern US President Are You Most Like?
Me and Erin did this together, her answers are first
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: my mom tells me i have before tehehe/like an overweight hyena
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: i dig some lovin, but i'm a fighter/I don't care enough to be either
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: being alone =(/doing myspace surveys with erin, ahh
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: naw mayne/I was more into the sophisticated possibilities of K-Nex
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: uhm...they're cool i guess. too much of something gets annoying though yah know? but i'd so want to still be on one/I would give my left nut to be on Real World
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: i sure doooo/yes, after I shoot the paper wrapper off
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: i was sooo cute, i had big ears though/no, all babies are ugly and I was also fat
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: well this is really awkward doing this survey now...cuz yeah you know...uhh check the facebook status of us .../how the fuck did you know I was single?
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: BAN BLACK
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: no. i'm too boring to./honey, I sing TO the shower
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: naw dude/what she said
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: haha wouldn't you like to know about that/that thing I do with my tongue
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: uh...anywhere but here/here
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: OMG YES YES YES...LOOOVVEEE ITTT MUCHO/i'm going to puke now
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: i'm not aware/no
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: of course i do...i give my darndest about it when i load up on the hairspray/I prefer the Q-zone
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: 85728293729 licks/my afore mentioned tongue skills allow me to do it in one
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: uhh yes...just did/sey
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: of course i have!/yes
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: i love seeing a tight pair of speedos on a big bulgy hairy man...SIKE!/the temps alright but they get tight
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: =( poor aminals/bullets would be put to better use on illegal immigrants
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: no i plan to go in the coventry.../probs, and she's fucking lying
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: it's aiiite/no
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: sweet and sour sauce/liberalism
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": GOD this damn quiz is SOOOO awkward/did Schreier write it or something?
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: i do not believe so/no, but he lives through me
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: no/only when the singer is really bad
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: scrambled/boiled
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: some are some aren't/yes
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: behind the dryer/in front of the dryer
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 2:23 PM/how about you subtract like 5 minutes from the time the bulletin was posted?
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: DUR! E. Sarm, Sarmi, Ern, Ernin, Sarmageddon, She Who Must Not Be Named, etc./tha SoggFatha
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: eh...THIS QUIZ IS EXTREMELY WEIRD! so like that's where nate and i first hung out
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: ten minutes ago when i drove nate's lazy ass to the library/that was uncalled for
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: that depends - do you like doing it laying down or standing up?/you can fit more people in standing up, and I'm all for sharing
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: as far as i'm aware he is.r{}**SPOILER ALERT*** Santa Clause does not exist, sorry, but someone had to tell you
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: yes =(/no =)
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: sex, drugs, and alcohol/me
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: crunchy YUM/creamy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: yup!/no
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: 1/1
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: i suppose...well if you're 12 it is/D.A.R.E.! to be drug free
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: yes/yes
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: naw/no
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: natural: brown & contacts: green/natural: blue & w/ contacts: blue
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: when i was piss ass drunk/ July 19 around 9:00 PM
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: eh...it's okay/hell yeah, who wouldn't love my life. what a silly question
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: how do you people know we're doing this quiz together...WTF/mine
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: of course/I knew she'd say that
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: fortunately no/no
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: the peeeano/the rusty trombone
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: naw, but i've dated guys who can/yeah, I'm like fuckin' Tony Eagle, or whatever his name is, I'm so into skating
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: eh/no, but I like pitching tents
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: i have..../only if I'm doing coke
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: in a young girls heart...haha good song, but no/I believe in the magic stick
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: no i think boobs are/I agree
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: no uggh...i don't like that resolution/I think marriage and divorce are overblown subjects, titles don't make up relationships
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: duh./no
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: yes.../yes that's how she found out i did drugs
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: a rio grande wrap from hy-vee/naked juice
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: uhh sure sometimes/only on my girls' nights out
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: uhhh no/Schreier...
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: i don't know/Head ON
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: yes, but nate didn't until i took him there. oh my god again this quiz is so awkward
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: PARAMORE AH!/LFO
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Dumb and Dumber, Dodgeball, Zoolander, The Ringer, The Waterboy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, 8Mile, The Breakfast Club, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Super Troopers, Old School, anything funny.
SportsCenter, The Colbert Report, Jay Leno, Family Guy
I usually just read the newspaper.
Tha SoggFatha, Mike Daugherty, Peter Griffin, George W. Bush, Van Wilder, Wes from the Real World, Marty McFly, Elliot Stabler