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Adam Simms

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About Me

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/8/2005
Band Members: 7 1/2 inches long with an above average girth.
Influences: My ability to choose.
Sounds Like: A circus, a freight train, last words, gasping for air as you wake, a tin roof, the last orgasm you ever had with me, a door closing, the truth about a lie, the ringing in my ears.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The most drunkenest show ever!!!! LOL

So I just got home from the Water Street Tavern...   A couple people bought me drinks and shots... Let me interject with one fact.  I haven't been drinking much lately.  Lets just say I...
Posted by Adam Simms on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:47:00 PST

Creating

Recently I had read somewhere about an abandoned city of Burma, the ancient capital of a region where... in the compass of a hundred miles, there once flourished 8 thousand temples....  The whole...
Posted by Adam Simms on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:25:00 PST

who reads this thing?

I wonder who reads my blog... I have had 83 people look at my blog this week... not one of them have ever... EVER! left a comment?  Now people are reading this, but they don't want to fess up to ...
Posted by Adam Simms on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:23:00 PST

life

Life is just one ingenous way after another to used whole wheat.   be careful not to trip upon the meaning of life, I left it laying in the rain when I started playing Monopoly.   After thos...
Posted by Adam Simms on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:26:00 PST

Phoney

I still don't understand... yes, I am alot more comfortable with not knowing. it's like my fingers.  I play alot of guitar right now, which lead to calouses (spelling) which leads to not being ab...
Posted by Adam Simms on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:27:00 PST

8:30 AM

Some how I fell asleep last night at 10 pm.  I never sleep till 2-3 am, now I am up in the morning... yuck... nobody else is up so I am just sitting here leaving comments on peoples pages... ...
Posted by Adam Simms on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 06:00:00 PST

the night gets longer

just turned 4am...   I have a trail of tensil that has fallen.  it is getting in the way of my mouse. I never go all the way and move it.  I just keep half-assing it outta my way ...
Posted by Adam Simms on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 01:21:00 PST

Try this at your next party

For future reference I will give you the recipe for smurf piss. 1 - 20 gal igloo cooler 1 liter of vodka 1 fifth of tequila 1 large bag of ice 1 pound of sugar 15 packets of blue kool-aid Mix all ...
Posted by Adam Simms on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 12:09:00 PST

I don't know what I'm doing... follow the pretty letters... getting sleepy.... sleepy

Hello... are you reading this. I know you are.  If you wasn't, these words wouldn't be speaking to you.   Then again you could just be making this up in a dream, but you will never know...
Posted by Adam Simms on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 09:01:00 PST