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About Me

Moderately intelligent, awkwardly sarcastic. I enjoy discussing religion, politics, sex, film, television and other people. I smell like soap sometimes. You won't get to know me by reading a paragraph on a website. Whatever... ,

My Interests

Failed attempts at writing, my friends' lives, overanalyzing pop culture, my ipod, waking up early, convincing people Country music is good and Lindsay Lohan is a talented actress, politics, trying to pressure people into watching television (but only shows I watch), pretending to not be offended when people tell me they dont like my music, playing basketball once every two weeks for 45 mins at a time, playing videogames that I know I will ultimately give up on, only remembering important things, trying to remind myself that college is important, thoughts about visiting friends who dont live near me, refusing to work full-time for the rest of my life, downloading songs, watching movies, half eaten meals, DVD's, scrunts, books, potato chips, television, emotional craziness, signing on and off the internet, warm weather, being indecisive, Entertainment Weekly, restlessness, complaints about the Comm department.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom on a fork. Seriously: Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, Kathy Griffin, Chris Matthews, Jake Gyllenhaal, Meryl Streep, Charlize Theron, Rosie O'Donnell, JK Rowling, Joan Rivers, Sarah Silverman, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmell, Faith Hill, Kelly Clarkson, Maureen Dowd.

Music:

Movies:

Television:

Heroes, Lost, Desperate Housewives, Greys Anatomy, Prison Break, Nip/Tuck, Ugly Betty, Big Brother, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Felicity, Everwood, Arrested Development, The Comeback.

Books:

My Blog

Ann Coulter Shovels Along

I did not write this. but agree 100 If you were a deranged arch-conservative she-devil who had told a joke at the expense of "faggots" and you wanted to explain yourself, to whom would you go? Why, to...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:10:00 PST

Imperfection, Our Deepest Fear, No Excuses

Imperfection I've yet to meet an absolute perfectionist whose life was filled with inner peace. The need for perfection and the desire for inner tranquility conflict with each other. When...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:12:00 PST

I dont hate Fraternities, they are just completely useless

There are a lot of stupid people who belong to a lot of stupid organizations. Take PETA, for example. One of PETA's many foibles is that they don't want people to drink milk, because they claim it's c...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:20:00 PST

Guilty Pleasure, or: Another Survey

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?I don't pay pills. I imagine they all pretty much suck.2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?I don't eat romantic dinners. I imagine they all pret...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:58:00 PST

The Worst Kind of Communication

Some of my friends seem to think that if I'm sent a message via IM, I should respond as soon as I get it. Meaning, it should be like a phone conversation. You say something, I respond. I, on the other...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:28:00 PST

Two Things I Love: Songs and Lists...Fav Songs of 2006

So I'm talking to my friend Anthony on the computer. And he decides to send me his top 20 songs of 2006. So I felt compelled to make my own. Narrowing it down to 20 would be nearly impossible. So I de...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:15:00 PST

Buddha has laser beams for eyes..so there!

This rant is incomplete and full of generalizations. You could spend this whole time screaming internally how I got your religion all wrong. Is that really useful? I'll make it easy for you; I admit u...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

Fall TV.."Everyday"

siskguy28: your blog is like a fat, overactive kid who mistook speed for his ritalinsiskguy28: and the quote was, "Hellz Yeah its real!" TV Fall Season-Post Game Friday Night Light...
Posted by Justin on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:44:00 PST

Political Profile...clearly bored

Your Political Profile: Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% Liberal Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% ...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:05:00 PST

Glove compartments.

The glove compartment isn't accurately named and everybody knows it.
Posted by Justin on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST