poopie list |
Figment and his funny bulletins...*The Poopie List* GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, ... Posted by Azn Jay on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST |
Sex Cake |
Sex Cake recipe 1 spread legs 2 squeeze milk jugs 3 insert firm banana 4 beat till well creamed 5 cake is done when banana is soft... Posted by Azn Jay on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:11:00 PST |
they changed it |
JANUARY=GORGEOUS Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way!... Posted by Azn Jay on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:23:00 PST |
months HAHAHAHA |
JANUARY=PIMPLoves to chat. Loves those who love them. Lovesto takes things at the center. Inner and physicalbeauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angryoften. Treats friends importantly. Brave andfear... Posted by Azn Jay on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:38:00 PST |
POLITICAL SCIENCE FOR DUMMIES |
POLITICAL SCIENCE FOR DUMMIES DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor h... Posted by Azn Jay on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:13:00 PST |
4th |
Happy 4th of July and I am at work and not leaving early to go home the day before the holiday.... Posted by Azn Jay on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:59:00 PST |
Wow another bad birthday. |
So the guy that I really like fucked with me and ignored me on my birthday. Said I was breaking him down and he cared about me the other night. Damn you alcohol...but me like gin too...I don't l... Posted by Azn Jay on Sun, 14 May 2006 09:09:00 PST |
Sex Signs |
SEX SIGNS:Aries women:Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in ... Posted by Azn Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
AWWW!!! DO THIS GUYS... |
27 ways to make a girl smile . . . . . *1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy) *2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. *3 . Kiss her on the forehead. *4 .... Posted by Azn Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
PORN |
So being confused on Cinco de Mayo...finding out that one of my best friends from high school is a porn star...omg like wtf...well I just have to have a little laugh about that...hey more power too he... Posted by Azn Jay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |