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J

Don't ask me for the truth unless you're sure that's what you want to hear!

About Me

I'm 25 and I like to drink, smoke, party, rock, bowl, shoot pool, go to the beach, and procrastinate at making my myspace account. I just finished my second semester of my technical degree. Only 2 more to go and I'll be done and making some good money, working hard, and loving it. I don't like bullshit, liars, or people who just give you the half-truth. If you're one of those people, do the world a favor and also do me a favor by leaving me the hell alone. Other than that, if you want to know something feel free to ask me, but not unless you want the truth. I can be very blunt. I'm just trying to have a great time and enjoy life. You should do the same!

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My Interests

What more do you want from me?

I'd like to meet:

New friends, Old friends, Junkies, Pornstars, Freaks, Mutants, and YOU.

Music:

I'm not about to list them all, but I like everything except for country, pop, opera and all that horrible stuff.

Movies:

Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, Bourne Identity and Supremacy, Ocean's 11 and 12, Dodgeball, Boondock Saints, House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects, The Longest Yard, Underworld and Underworld Evolution, Supertroopers, Batman Begins, Scarface, Bond movies, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas... There's tons more but too many to list. I'm not that bored.

Television:

Sopranos, Smallville, Simpsons, Futurama, That 70s Show, South Park, Comedy Central and things of that nature...if I have time to watch TV. Also some stuff on the Discovery Channel and the Military Channel rocks

Books:

School books :( Other than that... magazines... Maxim!

Heroes:

I'm my own hero, bitchs!

My Blog

Letter to Alcohol

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ev...
Posted by J on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays...
Posted by J on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:59:00 PST

Booty Call Application

I found this shit amusing so I posted it here instead of in a bulletin.  It's just for a laugh so you don't have to fill it out.  Nothing bad or good could come from it :-P  Or could it...
Posted by J on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:07:00 PST

Advice

I received this as a bulletin but I like it so it's forever blogged.  Thanks Heather.Maybe we are meant to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the righ...
Posted by J on Thu, 25 May 2006 01:08:00 PST