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I guess Rex Grossman was the REAL Colt's MVP...

About Me


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Drunk Flandy!..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
the drinking survey
basically
have you ever drank alcohol?: Yes
what is your favorite alcoholic beverage?: I think Jagerbombs...
have you gotten drunk?: Yes
how many times?: I think 12
have you ever passed out from drinking?: Yes
have you ever thrown up from drinking?: Yes
have you ever got caught drinking?: No
who do you usually drink with?: Boke, Humms, Ray, Pangs
where do you usually drink at?: Ray's house
how often do you drink?: Once or twice a month
where do you get the alcohol?: Ray normally
do you enjoy drinking?: Sometimes
what kind of drunk are you?
horny?: Moreso when I'm trashed
dumb?: Probably
loud?: Yes
quiet?: When I get pissed
crazy?: Mostly
sick?: Like perverted? No
opposite personality?: Ummm, it's not my normal personality
do you forget everything?: Half of what happens
do you remember what happens?: The other half
how well do you hold your alcohol?: Not very well
how many shots does it take to get you drunk?: 5 or 6 in half an hour does the trick
how many beers?: I've never drank more than 2 beers
ever been crunk?: OKAY!
stories
what is your favorite story about being drunk? (you or other people): Panger's Cream of Wheat story
what's the stupidest thing you've done while under the influence?: Try to get with (insert name here)
what is the scariest thing that thas happened to you while you were drunk?: Got lost in St. Louis
the funniest?: The Video..... need I say more (A close second was whatever happened when I drank with people from work)
what's the biggest mistake you made while drunk?: Probably hitting on girls or perhaps IMing people racial slurs as Lindsay Hummel at Humm's house
people
who's your favorite drunk?: Humms/Mello
least favorite?: Sanch
most crazy?: Sanch
who changes the most?: Humms
who is the funniest?: Davestud - love when he passes out
who drinks the most?: Boke
last part
does anybody not approve of your drinking? (who): Ashley, Allison, Kate, Claire Bauer, Jesus
what would happen if your parents caught you?: I don't know
why do you drink?: Life Enhancer
when's the next time you plan on drinking?: This weekend????
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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight


75%

Neo, the "One"


54%

William Wallace


54%

James Bond, Agent 007


50%

Captain Jack Sparrow


50%

Indiana Jones


46%

Lara Croft


46%

El Zorro


46%

Maximus


46%

The Amazing Spider-Man


46%

The Terminator


38%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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My Interests

Hanging out with friends, seeing fine films, fine dining, having a day off both my jobs without requesting it, baseball, football, video games (on occasion)
You scored as Avoidant. Avoidant personality disorder is characterized by extreme social anxiety. People with this disorder often feel inadequate, avoid social situations, and seek out jobs with little contact with others. Avoidants are fearful of being rejected and worry about embarassing themselves in front of others. They exaggerate the potential difficulties of new situations to rationalize avoiding them. Often, they will create fantasy worlds to substitute for the real one. Unlike schizoid personality disorder, avoidants yearn for social relations yet feel they are unable to obtain them. They are frequently depressed and have low self-confidence.

Avoidant


95%

Paranoid


75%

Dependant


75%

Obsessive-Compulsive


70%

Histronic


70%

Borderline


65%

Narcissistic


65%

Schizoid


50%

Schizotypal.


30%

Antisocial


20%
Personality Disorder Quiz
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I'd like to meet:

Christopher Walken, Jack Nicholson, Eva Longoria, Christian Bale, Paul Giamatti, Morgan Freeman, Amanda Bynes, Rachel McAdams, Anna Faris, Jack Black, John Elway

Music:

Weezer, Taking Back Sunday, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alkaline Trio, Senses Fail, Queen, Johnny Cash, The Who, The Flaming Lips, David Bowie, T.I., Foo Fighters, Allister, Radiohead, Motion City Soundtrack, Journey, Youngs and Willin (of course), O.A.R., Third Eye Blind, Incubus, Sugar Ray, The Early November, Random 80s Stuff, Pink Floyd, Jack Johnson, I don't know I listen to other stuff too....

Movies:

V for Vendetta, The Matrix, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Kill Bill (both), Pulp Fiction, Around the Bend, Resevoir Dogs, Running Scared, Animal House, Blazing Saddles, Lucky Number Slevin, Rounders, Poolhall Junkies, Nacho Libre, Deperado, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Wedding Crashers, The Ladykillers, X-Men, The 40-Year Old Virgin, The Inside Man, Thank You For Smoking, Sin City, Shaun of the Dead, Platoon, Suicide Kings, Constantine, Good Bond Films, Munich, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Silent Hill, Clerks, Mallrats, The Lake House, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, The Producers, A LOT of other movies I quit

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Chappelle's Show, Mind of Mencia, Around the Horn, Pardon the Interruption, Scrubs, The Simpsons, Arrested Development

Books:

I read and have read a lot of books but I'm unsure if I liked any of them..... (Historical Fiction is good)

Heroes:

Joe Poussousa, Zach McCarter, V (from V for Vendetta), Clive Owen, Chuck Norris, Mr.T, Insert inspirational person here, and, of course, Christopher Walken

My Blog

Screw Classes That Are Four Days A Week

I HATE FOREIGN LANGUAGE! Taking a class four days a week and getting three credit hours is my greatest unhappiness.
Posted by My Hair Is Short Now... on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:56:00 PST

Apocalypto = Mel Gibson on crack?

Just to warn everybody, there is another me out there once again, that's right Matt's classic 'Landon Tribute' myspace is back with a vengence, and this time Billy and Ray are in on it too. They have ...
Posted by My Hair Is Short Now... on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:16:00 PST

Finish It

Uhhh. I guess I'm not getting as much hours as I was before... hopefully that'll change because I need lots of money when I go to U of I.The whole $170 ticket for getting pulled over in MO back when I...
Posted by My Hair Is Short Now... on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:03:00 PST

I guess I'm gonna have a couple days off school/work.

So I just got home a little bit and have Big Daddy playing on my TV on my VHS player (yeah, my DVD player is at my dorm). I saw Casino Royale after work tonight, it was pretty good, I'm not sure how m...
Posted by My Hair Is Short Now... on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST

KY Jelly Cock Bowl - GET HERE

This will be the single greatest sporting event of 2006 (forget the Cardinals) and I expect to see all of you there.On a sad note, my best friend 'broke up' with me if that makes any sense, pretty ups...
Posted by My Hair Is Short Now... on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:44:00 PST

Flaming Pile of Poo!

So I guess St. Louis Cinemas finally got the memo, Landon Burris has to get screwed over, it's a rule.I was supposed to work 5-CL at Moolah, ok that's fine, groups suck but I'll deal, anyway I'd get t...
Posted by My Hair Is Short Now... on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST

I don't even know what to think anymore....

I am always unhappy, no matter what. If you see me, I think it is on the worst day of my life. Hopefully this whole transfer college thing will work out and help things, but I doubt it.Ok, that is my ...
Posted by My Hair Is Short Now... on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

I no longer have a Grudge, for it has Departed.

yeah, I know, what a lame subject.Basically this weekend was great and terrible at the same time. I need to pace myself when I drink and stop watching shitty movies, the former is probably more import...
Posted by My Hair Is Short Now... on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST

Survey?

Myspace Survey 06 The Basics... Name: Landon Burris Birthdate: September 12, 1987 Birthplace: Springfield, IL Time you Were Born: Yeah, it was at a time... Nicknames: Landypoo, Flanders,...
Posted by My Hair Is Short Now... on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:17:00 PST