Good you could be here, Ive been here a while so hurry up and sit so I can begin.
Everything, well almost everything has been done before, you may think youre cunningly original, maybe even a genius but youre not. The best we can hope is that we may have a relatively interesting take or slant on things. I hope I have a slant on anger, comedy, boredom, thrills, empathy, tragedy, injustice, megalomania, and ego that you may find entertaining in a way you havent before. If I can refer back to the fact that there are only 7 stories in life, we just try and tell them over in a different way.
Now I am not here to tell you what to do, so people listen, especially you mad ones at the back, if you play my music backwards and think you clearly hear me telling you to kill your mother then let me just say for the record I really didnt have the time or inclination, on these recordings at least.
And to expand the disclaimer: If I tell you to go out and kill so and so in a song Im not literally saying go out and do it in the real world however much it sounds like it. There is something called artistic licence, the most I can hope for is that someone feels moved enough to want to send me money or big boobed women want to get naked with me.
Above all, be entertained, go out and have sex with your wife or her sister more, walk a little, smile at your kids, try Absinth, give people the benefit of the doubt even though you know theyll probably fuck you over, vote more, fight council tax, waste and sleep less, travel more frequently, swear less and try and live a little more each day. Speaking of which, do you think I haven't got things to do?
