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Mr. Mike

I will never play a B.C. Rich

About Me

I'm very passionate about Hard Rock and Metal. I play Bass in a band, we're called Salem Saints. I am sick and fucking tired of all the bullshit scenster garbage that is out there. If it's not riff driven with pounding drums, rumbling bass and blistering guitar solos then I don't want to hear it(except Stompin' Tom Connors). Playing Hard Rock/Metal is the only thing I want to do for a living(someday). I am known to have a sense of humour and a potty mouth. I drink a lot, listen to and play loud music, I consistantly perform very poorly at my day job , I tell and laugh at jokes that many people think shouldn't be laughed at or told and come Summer chances are I have a Farmer's tan. I live in a big city but was raised in a town of 2000 people. That's right, I'm a fuckin' narrow minded Redneck Rocker.MY FAVOURITE BASS PLAYERS ARE:Lemmy Kilmister, Rex Brown, Geezer Butler, Cliff Burton, Cliff Williams, Mike Dean, Duff McKagan, John Paul Jones, Karen Cuda, Corey Parks, Katie-Lynn, Steve Harris, Tom Hamilton, Scott Reeder, Derek Smalls, etc.

My Interests

Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Old Blues, REAL Country Music, Beer, Bourbon, Sour Mash, Jagermeifter, Playing Bass, Green Tobacco, Seeing good Rock shows, Travel if I could afford it, Not working, Tattoos, Hockey, Islanders fan, fuck the Leafs

I'd like to meet:

Anyone ever in Motorhead except Brian Robertson(not that Another Perfect Day is a bad record), Angus Young

Music:

MOTORHEAD, AC/DC, Corrosion Of Conformity, Down, Nashville Pussy, GnR, Pantera, Black Sabbath, Lars and The Bastards, Danzig, Hellacopters, The Bronx, The Sword, Old Metallica, Slayer, Alice In Chains, Kyuss, Priestess, High On Fire, Sex Pistols, Four Horsemen, Megadeth, Alice Cooper, Glucifer, White Zombie, Led Zeppelin, Anthrax, The Stooges, MC5, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Hendrix, old Aerosmith, Rose Tattoo, Turbonegro, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Zeke, Thin Lizzy, Suicidal Tendencies, Sixty Watt Shaman, Black Label Society, Pride & Glory, Stompin' Tom Connors, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Hank III, Waylon Jennings, Steve Earle, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Hound Dog Taylor, John Lee Hooker, Diablo Red, ZZ Top...

Movies:

Airheads, Major League, The Hills Have Eyes, Spinal Tap. I Don't watch too many movies, actually, barely any.

Television:

Seinfeld, Hockey Night In Canada, Trailer Park Boys, Married With Children, Sportscenter

Books:

Rock Bios, History, Guitar mags

Heroes:

Anyone ever in Motorhead except Brian Robertson, Angus Young, Late 70s-early 80s New York Islanders

My Blog

The Starchild's closet

Top 10 things Paul Stanley says backstage that Gene won't let out of the dressing room. 10-  "Oh my God, how I've dreamed of this day.  Guys, over there, look, it's  Barbara Streisand!"...
Posted by Mr. Mike on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:41:00 PST

Ten Cents

  This coming Friday, December the 8th, the media will make you aware that it is the 26th anniversary of John Lennon's death.  This is fine, he was a good human being(though I can't stand on...
Posted by Mr. Mike on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:55:00 PST

I hate The Beatles

I hate The Beatles.  Fuck The Beatles, they suck.
Posted by Mr. Mike on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:48:00 PST