DJ Heather

Hi my name is Heather, I'm 30 years old, fat and sassy, and I'm told an all around general hard-ass. I'm a DJ in a strip club, and I also own my own DJ/Karaoke business. I do weddings, private parties, bars, and that kind of stuff. I love singing for my friends, and taking on new challenging songs. I love my hubby Rob, even though he hates karaoke. LOL. No kids to speak of though, I leave the baby making to my friends. I do have three dogs who are spoiled beyond belief. My rat terriers Buddha and Squeek, and my short little Jack Russell Harley-Quinn. I adore music, hair dye, shoes, purses, and the smell of leather. I also tend to spend way too much money on candles, and oriental art and the like. I have a whole room for my chinese knick knacks, I call it my zen room. It's a great place to relax with my friends.

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In my spare time I write erotic fiction and post it on the web...someday I might just make some money doing it. I enjoy it and have been told I hold a lot of talent in my naughty little typing fingers. I pretty much stick to Harry Potter fan fic, but I haven't had the heart lately. Too busy and I've really fallen behind.In the winter I stay at home as much as I can...I hate the cold! But in the summer I'm out cruisin' in my classic car, or I'm giving horseback riding lessons to the people who don't think you have to be a hillbilly to know about horses.I'm proud to be a juggalette, that's a diehard ICP fan for you who don't know. I'm about 6 hours from Detroit and you can find me in the pit at numerous ICP shows, or encouraging the impressional youth to boycott Eminem. I would say he's the devil, but I won't give him that much credit. A word to the wise, if you EVER catch me at a DJ gig, DO NOT ask me to play your bullshit mainstream music. Fuck you, put your dollar in the jukebox, and don't ask me to play "Rockstar" or "Picture." Puke. I'm more than happy to play you some Sloppy Seconds though!Movies are also a hobby of mine...sometimes I think I should start a rental store! I love chinese kung-fu...old and new...and Japanese anime. Not the bubblegum crap like DragonBall Z...yuck...that can keep that load of smeg! I like the violent, ninja, bloody, gory, monster type anime. Such as Urosukidoiji, Vampire Hunter D, Bastard, Demon Lord Dante...and I also enjoy hentai....and if you don't know what that is...um ask me sometime!British comedy is also a passion of mine...Are you free, Mr. Humphries? Check out The Young Ones, or maybe some Red Dwarf...don't be a smegging git!! I also am proud to have graduated from Scumbag college!Dark Shadows is also a passion of mine. I spend crazy amounts of time and a larger than needed Netflix bill every month to keep up with it. Way too many box sets to get through! I think there is 30 some, but I'm in the lower 20's now. Don't know what I'll do when I finish. Probably start all over again. If you've never heard of it, do some research. It's some crazy shit!