Brandon

I am fun, outgoing, creative, dangerously charming, devilishly good looking, magnetic, and in the future I will lead the rebellion against the robot army. I also like to paint. And when i was a kid I had a colorbright, but my dog ate the pieces, I was also afraid of E.T. because he had sausage fingers. If there is anything i hate worse than chemical burns it has to be sausage fingers. I enjoy long walks on the beach, but only at night because then you can score some killer pot from the shade-e beach dealers. Sharks also feed at night so sometimes i adopt dogs from the pound and then i cover them in seal blood and then i throw a frisbee out into the ocean and then they go get it. I like to make things easier for sharks, it is such a shame that more people don't care about sharks. They are such a miracle of evolution. Did i mention i am devilishly good looking?? I did? well, it's true. I am 5'11" tall, and my favorite ninja turtle was leonardo. When i was a kid i used to have the pizza shooter and i would try to shoot my black lab with the pizzas, but they eventually all got stuck under the oven, the only thing in our house we couldnt move. I tried everything to get them out, but i had little success. It's ok though because shortly after that my dog died from drinking carpet cleaner, he wasn't very smart. and he was black...ha ha j/k ([{no, seriously, i was kidding,seriously though, i was kidding]})my sunday school teacher told me that he didn't have a soul, which i thought was a pretty soulless thing to say to developing 19, im sorry, 8 year old mind. So i shot her. kidding, agian...lets all pause for a good laugh.HAHAHAHA...well i didnt kill her, i just told her that i didn't believe in god anymore. so my parents beat me, but i kinda liked it, and at that point i realized my real life calling. I wanted to be a whipping boy. So, i traveled the world and was a whipping boy for young princes in over 100 countries, in a BCS coaches poll i was ranked the No. 1 whipping boy in the world in 1992. I like my steaks cooked medium rare. I think after i graduate i am going to focus on developing my force powers, but who am i kidding? me,,graduate? that's the best one yet. My favorite color is blue, although lime green is really growing on me. Did i mention that I am devilishly good looking? I did? Well...I am sorry then, I wrote this entire thing without stopping while under the influence of a chemical in marijuana called THC-9. Good stuff, try it, you will love it. I gave it to my five year old cousin and now he likes it better than Dorra the explorer and Spongebob combined.