Alabama Preacher |
The KKK The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community c...
Posted by Traped by Fall on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:13:00 PST |
Square Balls |
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she...
Posted by Traped by Fall on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:58:00 PST |
Blind |
The Blind Bunny
----- One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.
"Oh please excuse me...
Posted by Traped by Fall on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:17:00 PST |
Ponder this |
Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing tha...
Posted by Traped by Fall on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:15:00 PST |
Reindeer |
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the AlaskaDepartment of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer growantlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at thebegi...
Posted by Traped by Fall on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:32:00 PST |
Raise |
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into every...
Posted by Traped by Fall on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 08:54:00 PST |
10 |
Top Ten Things Overheard
At a Really Good Party
10. Why thank you, I'd love
Another icy beverage.
9. My God! My eyebrows are on fire!
8. Buuuurrrrp!
7. Woooo-hoooo&naked Twister!
6. No, no-I think...
Posted by Traped by Fall on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:46:00 PST |
20 |
20 Ways to Maintain Sanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom, don't disguis...
Posted by Traped by Fall on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:25:00 PST |
Fred |
Fred noticed a most unusual funeral procession the other day.A long black hearse was followed by another long black hearse about 50 feet back. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit...
Posted by Traped by Fall on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:27:00 PST |
Work |
Ed works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and he plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip ...
Posted by Traped by Fall on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:26:00 PST |
