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John

IM A LESBIAN IN A MANS BODY!!!

About Me

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it.
Thanks to those who have been pee stains on my pants.



My Interests

Sleep, Eat, Sleep, Eat, Sleep.......u get it. Is mastubation a hobby..? is Counter Strike a religion or a hobby..? i like chocolate too... i like ice cream... n i like u!!!! oooooohhh SHINY!!!!!

Fun games

U like Counter strike?

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Consummatum est!

Music:

Stuff I can sleep too(mary had a little lamp).... yeah or stuff I can eat with(my adc's)....oooh.. n dat hip of da hop dat ebryone talks ob( u knoe da one dat goes boom boom booms) i like porno music 2 .. width="425" height="350" ..

UNWYND ROCKS!!!! CLICK ME!!!!!

Movies:

I LUV the "NEVER ENDING STORY" as for the rest hehe das for me to knoe but hehehe i knoe other people knoe wait r pornos concidered movies?

Television:

Wat is dis Tb u espeak ob BOy..!!!! i dont really have favorite shows but i have favorite networks...ooohh i really like waychin TFC, BET, CNN, TNN, TNT, FOX, CNBC, TLC, Discovery, History, and Travel channel. Comedy Central, I LIKE CARTOON NETWORK!!!!

Books:

Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse....(err those books?) books with pictures basically. (im illiterate) I have a drastically limited vocabulary. I am unable to comprehend any material which may be more comprehensive than visual stimulation through photographs.

Heroes:

There was no man greater than my father. R. I. P. Dad I love u and miss you.

My Blog

Back to school

back to school today... feels good, i guess... kinda scary but need to get this shit done and over with. So fucking tired of school already but i really need to get it done. 
Posted by John on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:39:00 PST

F*ing Hillarious

  
Posted by John on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:10:00 PST

damn i want this!!!

I WANT THIS SHIRT
Posted by John on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:18:00 PST

YAY!!

    WOW!!! I have my laptop going with wireless internet now!!!! know wat that means??? lol... hehe he.... oh yeah more lotion use in my room baby.... u know since imma b dry skinned an...
Posted by John on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:25:00 PST

car accident .3

FUCK!!!!! I got hit again by another mother fucker!!!! atleast this time he wasnt an uninsred mexican....*whew.  So check this im driving my sis and oli to walmart to get movies to watch (dont as...
Posted by John on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 01:25:00 PST

gotta love this

http://files.deviantart.com/f/2004/137/4/0/bigredbutton.swf
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BOOM BOOM!!

MAH boomies a coming... so far i have my sub..... my box...... my 4 components..... and my wires.... all i need now is the amp and the aftermarket component adapters.. WOO HOOO!!!! if all goes as plan...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucked up life

it would be a nice day to die today... i fucking hate life.,.... its more bullshit than any thing else.... just so sick and fucking tired of it.... just seems like i can never do shit right..... it al...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK!!!!!

I just got into a fucking car accident today........ IM FUCKING HELLA IRKED!!!!!! man so im driving down fucking home avenue just trying to get on to the freeway and just tryin to mind my own damn bus...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my bday

so im 21 now... dont see anything to be excited about... heheh I made it biotch!!!! and I coulda swore when i was younger i wouldnt reaach this age... but i did!!! SO FUCK MYSELF FOR DOUBTING ME!!!
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST