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About Me

Dating & Relationship Advice

My Interests

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"Take your top off or I'll smash this boom-box to kingdom come, I swear to God!"

I'd like to meet:

Captain Kirk

I wanna meet:Wild Blonde Amazons, Brunette Goth Nymphs, any and all Redheads.
Check out this video from a great band-POWDER

Music:

My tastes are dramatically varied...I'm a music snob.....

I love 80's Alternative...80's Pop...80's Hair Bands...90's Grunge...JAZZ...Orchestral Film Scores...NO bubble-gummy teeny bopper top 40, NO rap (except Snoop & Dre) NOTHING modern that's considered "popular" and absolutely, positively NO COUNTRY! All Time Favorites: Smashing Pumpkins, The Cure, Pink Floyd, Soundgarden, Perfect Circle, Pearl Jam, Mother Love Bone, Alice In Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Van Halen & Van Hagar, Bon Jovi, The Ramones, Poe, Paul Oakenfold, Prince, Sting, The Police, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Genesis, Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, ELO, Motley Crue, Dream Theater, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Rolling Stones, Powder, Belly, Hole, Lush, Jesus Jones, Elvis Costello, New Order, Blue Oyster Cult, Mel Torme, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Buzzcocks, Nine Inch Nails, AC/DC, Ben Folds, Billy Joel, Beck, Cake, Boston, Bush, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, B-52s, Kiss, Meat Loaf, Lords of Acid, Iggy Pop, Richard Cheese, Ozzy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REM, Rush, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, Queen, Oingo Boingo, ZZ Top, Mozart, Vivaldi, John Barry, John Williams, Jerry Goldsmith, Alan Silvestri, Basil Poledouris, James Horner....I'm sure I left out a ton...

Movies:

Snatch, Shawshank Redemption, Contact, Death to Smoochy, Raising Arizona, Trainspotting, American Beauty, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Army of Darkness, Casino, Fight Club, The Godfather Series, Children of a Lesser God, Blazing Saddles, Conan the Barbarian, ALL things PYTHON (NEE!), Star Trek 2, Logan's Run, Dark City, Sin City, 300, The Usual Suspects, A Fish Called Wanda, The Road Warrior, The Big Lebowski, Time Bandits, Equilibrium, Buckaroo Banzai, Serenity, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Free Enterprise, Cheesy sci-fi & fantasy; esp. Roger Corman films. WAY too many faves to list... You have a sexual IQ of 156

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com ..

Television:

Don't watch much TV anymore...very selective when I do. My all time favorites are: Arrested Development...Smart & hilarious...Best Sitcom ever made! Seinfeld, Simpsons, Drawn Together, Lost, Prison Break, X-Files, Star Trek (original and Next Gen) The Young Ones, Firefly, Farscape, Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica (old & new)

Books:

I read everything I see, from product labels to Greek Tragedies. Currently reading vintage sci-fi classics...by Heinlein, Asimov, Bradbury, Herbert, P.K. Dick, and others. Also reading book versions of my favorite movies...the Godfather novel is GREAT...

Heroes:

You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.

You are best known for: your touch

Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?

My Blog

Where is Dick?

I've been hibernating....I quit my lousy job in August last year, ready to move to the big city to take a new TV job at a REAL TV station, but alas, things never ever work out the way I plan...so I en...
Posted by Citizen Dick on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:52:00 PST

What is it about chic bands, anyway?

So once in a blue moon I'll stay up half the night or later and 'Dick' around on myspace...post some gag bulletins, maybe do some of those lame-o surveys that the kids seem to dig, put up some new pi...
Posted by Citizen Dick on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:33:00 PST

Howdy!

I'm in Texas, ya'll! Yeeee-hawwwwPartyin' in Dallas w/ my Lonestar homies.*Editor's note: Check out the Dallas Pics in my Photo Album.*We apologise for the interruption of this blog. Those...
Posted by Citizen Dick on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:21:00 PST

My Favorite Pick Up Lines...

This is a list of some of my all time favorite pick up lines. Sometimes they work, but I'm not always in it for the score...I just like to see the reactions....Please remember while reading thes...
Posted by Citizen Dick on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:33:00 PST

Kitty Porn

My little kitty is all grown up...last week she had her first episode of being 'in heat', which if you don't know about female cats being in season, so to speak, it just means she ran around the house...
Posted by Citizen Dick on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:45:00 PST

Published!

I am a happy Dick. It's not really a big deal...but it is cool...at least for me...I wrote a humorous article about my recent adventures in internet dating... Anyway, I submitted the artic...
Posted by Citizen Dick on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:34:00 PST

Fantastic Four Sequel Nails It

Rise of the Silver Surfer is the 2nd installment in the Fantastic Four film franchise, which is, of course, based on the popular and long-running Marvel Comic book series.I'm not in the mood for...
Posted by Citizen Dick on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:55:00 PST

Basil Poledouris, you will be missed.

So while I'm awake in the middle of the night and on a blogging frenzy, I may as well keep going.If you didn't know, I am a HUGE fan of orchestral film scores...that is, movie soundtracks---not the po...
Posted by Citizen Dick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:56:00 PST

Battery Operated Turd

Let me just state for the record (once again) that the Motorola Razr phone is THE MOST overrated, overpriced, unreliable, hyped-up, butt-dicked, third-world-cock-swallowin', nerd-fucked, jankety chunk...
Posted by Citizen Dick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST

TAG, You're IT!

rules:Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.The people who get tagged have to write their own blog with the eight things and the rules.At the end of your blog, make a list...
Posted by Citizen Dick on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:11:00 PST