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I'd like to meet:

Anyone, particularly anyone with something interesting to say... and martians. OK ALAN!, definately not vampires.

TOP 13 REASONS WHY VAMPIRES ARE NOT THE SHIT
1. They suck
2. They can't go out when the sun is up
3. Silver is way too cool to give up (or was that werewolves)
4. Garlic...also an awesome thing that I would be unable to live without.
5. Stakes...need for pitching tents... can't live without.
6. Crosses and holy water become horrible inconveniences.
7. I may not look fabulous, but having no reflection would suck.
8. Danielle says so... Its on her love/hate list.
9. Vampires are imitated by faggy goth kids (like ramon), who are definitely not the shit.
10. Maddox said we should hunt them and I agree.
11. thay can only turn into bats, and if you think about it bats are total pussies.
12. Oversized incisors can lead to accidental biting of your own tongue.
13. They either trace their lineage to Eastern European nobility or a mutation.
14. Jesus kills lesbian vampires as in "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter"

ON NOTICE

DEAD TO ME

Luthrans
Kentucky Fried Chicken
The Supreme Court
The Black Hole at the Center of the Universe
Pat Roberts
Gay Romance Novels
Telomarketers
The FCC
the revolutionary war
Karl Marx's facial hair
George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine
Fidel Castro
Hot Topic
People who constantly talk about World of Warcraft
Non-religious Vegitarians
best buys
The Chicken Dance
Former "Brady Bunch"
Joseph Lieberman
Larry the Cable Guy
Walt Disney ('s Frozen Head)
Jeff Foxworthy
Amphibians
Ramon
Stan "THE MAN" Lee
Krispy Kreme
Dictionaries
The Economy
Buddists (modern, mainstream)
Yoga Instructors (Not Yogis)
Alan Greenspan

linux
Jo Mamma
Vampires
The Linux Penguin
William Howard Taft
The Macarena
Leonardo Decaprio
The people who won Survivor instead of Rudy
Walt Disney('s unfrozen decomposing body)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rugrats All Grown Up
Jesus Christ Superstar
Ben Dover
I.C. Wiener
Ophelia Heinie
Bowtie pasta
USDA regulations
Free Buffets
Screw-Cap and boxed wines
cell phone girl
artists
The Soviet Union
The Hokey Pokey
people from Alabama
Sidhartha Gautama
Lao Tzu
The Christian Coalition
constitutional amendments to ban stuff

Music:

Jimmy Buffet, Kat Stevens, Bach, Mozart, Steven Lynch, Three Dead Trolls in a Baggy, Alan Bennett and The Fromage, Guns and Roses

Movies:

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Television:

House M.D., King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Family Guy, History Channel, Daily Show, Mind of Mencia, Colbert Report, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy, Good Omens, Lord of the Rings, The Richest Man in Babylon

Heroes:

Douglas Adams, Plato, Carlos Mencia, Socrates, Jon Stuart, Steven Colbert, Pythagoras, anyone who stands by an unpopular opinion no matter what other people think
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You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Russell Guy Ward II
Birthday: November 20, 1988
Birthplace: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, United States, N. America, The Earth, The Sun, The Milky Way, The Universe, The Multiverse
Current Location: Does anyone do these from anywhere other than in front of their computers?
Eye Color: Blue-green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Polish, Native American, English, perhaps some French and other western european nations
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: bullets and bears
Your Fears: bears
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything and Anything
Favorite movie: recently, A Knight's Tale
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: that was stupid
Thoughts First Waking Up: golly, gee wilikers its a wonderful day...right
Your Best Physical Feature: immune system
FaVoRiTe StOrE: Flea Market
Your Most Missed Memory: if I rembered it, how would I miss it?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: by all that is holy
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: most days
What perfume do you wear: none
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: no strong opinions one way or the other
Do you belive in yourself: I think therefore I am
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I am the middle, neither attractive or not
Are you a Health Freak: not the annoying kind
Do you get along with your Parents: with one
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they are power
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: does it being Jesus's blood count?
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I have not taken any medication at all
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I really want to, but no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in the past month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: totally
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Strapped to a nuclear device, Hell yeah
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Doctor Handsome McNinja
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no difference
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: no shorter than 4'0'' no higher than 6'5'', that would scare me
Weight: so long as it is not unhealthy
Best Clothing Style: no crappy trend styles whatsoever
Number of Drugs I have taken: do not care
Number of CDs I own: preferably as few as possible
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets are for the weak and confused
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