BY THE BALLS |
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she sai...
Posted by Kim on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:02:00 PST |
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? |
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angril...
Posted by Kim on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:31:00 PST |
19 WAYS TO KEEP A WOMAN |
1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING
(She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward)
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.
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Posted by Kim on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:38:00 PST |
MARCH SEXY |
Sauve and compromising. Funny and humerous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positiv...
Posted by Kim on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:08:00 PST |
FRIENDS |
A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
Friends aren't blind to your faults- but they can see beyond them.
A letter from a friend can make your day.
A friend w...
Posted by Kim on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:05:00 PST |
Men are like....... |
1. Men are like...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be do...
Posted by Kim on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 02:01:00 PST |
MEN |
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now a days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not wo...
Posted by Kim on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:48:00 PST |
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH !!!! |
1. We have abosolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt, while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move ar...
Posted by Kim on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 10:47:00 PST |
