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Umlaut

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About Me


this is what i've been listening to lately. i can't promise it won't suck.

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i don't talk very much, unless i know you. for the first 3 or 4 months i know you i probably wont say more than a few words. it doesnt mean i hate you. i like people, i just think about other stuff. i'm happy with the friends i have. here are some subjects that will help you relate to me: old video games, punk and hardcore, especially old school (circa late seventies to about '86), burritos, potstickers, really odd records, music from other countries, bioregionalism, anarchist thought, male pattern baldness, DIY activities, dumpster diving, alcohol, noise, cute animals, anthropomorphism, bathroom humor, geodesic domes, history, geography, google earth, wikipedia, Final Cut Pro, FruityLoops, city planning, maps, bad movies. oh, and other things that would be pointless and stupid to mention on a site like Myspace.
i havent smoked a cigarette since january 23, 2005.

My Interests

"In order to rally people, governments need enemies. They want us to be afraid, to hate, so we will rally behind them." ~Thich Nhat Hanh, Vietnamese Buddhist monk

punk and hardcore, old school stuff: NY and LA punk, DC and East coast hardcore, British punk and hardcore, richard hell, ramones, dead boys, blondie, clash, crass, conflict, weirdos, germs, adolescents, exploited, adicts, subhumans, blitz, toy dolls, misfits, bad brains, minor threat, black flag, reagan youth, millions of dead cops, wipers, bloodstains & killed by death compilations
dischord records: fugazi

sort of bad music but super-interesting theory: john cage, nam june paik

early garage, rock, early metal sound: troggs, rolling stones, steppenwolf, black sabbath, blue oyster cult, MC5, iggy & the stooges

60s experimental rock guys: zappa, beefheart

experimental noise and noise rock: japanese stuff, the boredoms, merzbow, melt banana, acid mothers temple, deerhoof,, sonic youth, anything on Skingraft Records

sound, lots of sound..filling a room..its thick.. like.you can grab it.

walls of metal, viking-core: neurosis

sound ideas and collage: negativland, people like us

gypsy music, irish folk, the pogues, gogol bordello

raw gritty singers and writers: tom waits, neil young

garagey surf and blues guitar work: dick dale, jon spencer blues explosion, man or astro-man?

what i should listen to more of: freeform jazz, dancehall, old raspy men singing the blues, d-beat

music that sucks: whiney pop-punk always sounds like some kid who is discovering his penis for the first time...actually most mainstream stuff sounds like that.

I'd like to meet:

i use this as a second email to communicate with friends and acquaintances.

Music:

i am quite fond of listening to really awful music. actually it's one of my hobbies. i pick up a Toto record somewhere and i BLAST THAT SHIT!

you should check out my half-assed (currently but not for long) band: "ho cakes". first on my friend list.

Movies:

directors: david lynch, martin scorcese, shinya tsukamoto, roger corman,
actors: jack nicholson, paul reubens,
movies: the warriors, the seven samurai, battle royale
genres: 1950's Red Scare propaganda films, old silent movies in high speed with tons of cops running around, futuristic dystopian movies, japanese horror

Television:

television treats me, as a viewer, like a statistic and a control group to be sold products and lifestyles to, so i treat television like it should be....for video games, har har.

Books:

AMOK distribution catalog, Apocalypse Culture by Adam Parfrey, hunter s thompson, the Redneck Manifesto by Jim Goad, interesting political stuff like chomsky, zinn, some Beat stuff like Lawrence Ferlenghetti, other stuff that i like is bukowski, robert crumb, hakim bey, Profane Existence, Maximum Rock and Roll, weird religious tracts that Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons give me in the street
some good websites are:
:: Yakattak.net ::with absolutely no work done on it, my website will not blow your mind yet. but hopefully soon.
:: Achewood ::cartoon animals that drink and keep blogs. everyone should read it
:: Wooster Collective ::showing work from international street/graffiti artists

My Blog

things that people do in Iceland

Giant Girl Doll this is what people do in Icelandthis is creepy yet awesome at the same time...
Posted by Umlaut on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:02:00 PST

Russian Mobsters Redefine the Hostile Takeover

I dont know why I thought this article was interesting. Something about the dynamics of power after the collapse of a state intrigues me. Who takes control in a power vacuum? Plus this article bring...
Posted by Umlaut on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:54:00 PST

hot sauce hot sauce roly-poly hot sauce

My top favorite hot sauces are these, in no particular order:Brother Bru Bru's African hot sauce rules! i had this yesterday in my soup and it made my nose break out with sweat for half an hour. hot...
Posted by Umlaut on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:55:00 PST

urbandictionary.com is hilarious and kind of scary

fucked up:A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, morally/ asthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way. It, in and of itself has man...
Posted by Umlaut on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:00:00 PST

That Dream I Had Last Night About Darth Vader

you know that last scene in Return of the Jedi? the one where Luke Skywalker is about to be killed by the Emperor, who keeps relishing the fact that he can shoot lightning from his fingers. well, i ...
Posted by Umlaut on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:07:00 PST

King Missile

I first heard this song in high school, sitting in my room listening to WPRB, Princeton University's radio station. I was spellbound during the whole thing. This song still grosses me out. Deta...
Posted by Umlaut on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:57:00 PST

1 year anniversary

today is my 1 year anniversary of quitting smoking. i havent smoked a cigarette for 1 year. put that in your pipe and smoke it bitches!
Posted by Umlaut on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:12:00 PST

No Wonder High School Sucked Ass

This is worse than I remember I don't even recognize half these people from my graduating class (1996). Of course I remember my friend Rudi. But the rest seem like guidos & yuppies, which is basi...
Posted by Umlaut on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:35:00 PST

gunshot outside my window?

goddam. gggggggg hhhhhhh fgfgfgfgfgfgfg creak creak ffffffffffffffffffffffffriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkk i just heard an explosion outside my window. sounded like a gunshot in the d...
Posted by Umlaut on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 01:54:00 PST

ack! do not ever drink a whole pot of espresso!

i'm tweaked out.  i cant find any coffee in my cupboard this morning but i do find a can of espresso.   my roomate justin tells me that espresso has 1/4 the amount of caffeine as ...
Posted by Umlaut on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 04:04:00 PST