Next Friday Consider Dressing Down More Than Just Your Attire. |
Free bagels on Friday means a swarming of office buzzards and scavengers snatching up what's ever left of their pathetic lives. "Ray!" Peggy exclaims, "did you see they have a sixth type of cream che...
Posted by Ray on Thu, 04 May 2006 08:32:00 PST |
New Faces Only Add to the Monotony. |
Today I witnessed a cube migration. Effective last week, an entire department was told they had to move to a new floor. That new floor, that new location, that new area, is my floor, my location, and ...
Posted by Ray on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:14:00 PST |
The Buzzards are Back. And they Come Bearing a Sweet Tooth. |
Yesterday brought children of all ages to the work place. No, Congress has not over turned the Child Protection Act of 1932; it was "Take Your Kid to Work Day." The shine from little Mary Jane's and P...
Posted by Ray on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:57:00 PST |
They say loose lips sink ships, yet for the Titanic I believe it was a huge fucking iceburg. |
If being king of the world means dying a frozen death so that a girl I just met earlier that day could live, then I'll pass....
Posted by Ray on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:19:00 PST |
Obviously Gandhi Never Went Club'n |
Being calm, peaceful and stoic is easy when there isn't a jackass waving a glow stick in your face and trying to hump your leg....
Posted by Ray on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:46:00 PST |
