[ALMIGHTY VAGINALORD] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello. It's a pleasure to meet you. We'll get along just fine as long as you:
♠ don't act like a total douchebag just because you're 'scene'.
♣ don't try to push your bullshit religion on me.
♠ don't harm animals unless you intend to eat or wear them.
♣ don't try to coach me on how to live my life.
♠ don't talk shit.
♣ don't burn my house down.
Thank you. Have a nice day.Your results:
You are Batman Batman 75% Superman 60% Catwoman 50% Green Lantern 50% Robin 50% Hulk 50% Iron Man 45% Supergirl 45% The Flash 45% Wonder Woman 40% Spider-Man 40% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
Your results:
You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 70% Apocalypse 68% Mr. Freeze 65% Lex Luthor 64% Magneto 63% Venom 60% The Joker 55% Dark Phoenix 53% Juggernaut 52% Mystique 48% Riddler 47% Kingpin 44% Poison Ivy 38% Catwoman 34% Green Goblin 32% Two-Face 32% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

My Interests

AMBER, body piercing, blasphemy, beer, getting inked, whiskey of any type, Heroclix, Magic: The Gathering, screaming into a microphone, manipulating my voice, Billiards, Poker, hanging out, shows, road trips, the usual.

I'd like to meet:

Buddha, Anton Szandor LaVey, anyone who practices Voodoo, Seth Green, Sinestro, The Guardians of the Universe, Tenacious D, and Walter Richard Sickert.

Now is the beginning of the rest of your life.

Music:

3 Inches of Blood
.38 Special
A Life Once Lost
AC/DC
Acid Bath
Alice in Chains
Amon Amarth
Arch Enemy
As I Lay Dying
Bad Company
Behemoth
Between the Buried and Me
Black Sabbath
Blood Has Been Shed
Bloodhound Gang
Bush
Carpathian Forest
Celtic Frost
Chimaira
Children of Bodom
Cradle of Filth
Cryptopsy
Daath
Danzig
Darkest Hour
Def Leppard
Deftones
Deicide
Despised Icon
Dethklok
DevilDriver
Dimmu Borgir
Dio
Down
Every Time I Die
Eyehategod
Foo Fighters
Foreigner
Goatwhore
God Forbid
Gwar
Hate Eternal
Heart
Himsa
Iced Earth
In Flames
Index Case
Iron Maiden
Job For a Cowboy
Journey
Judas Preist
Killswitch Engage
Killwhitneydead
Korn
Lamb of God
Led Zeppelin
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Manntis
Marilyn Manson
Mastodon
Mindless Self Indulgence
Motley Crue
Motorhead
Mudvayne
Nevermore
Nile
Nine Inch Nails
Nothingface
Opeth
Ozzy Osbourne
Pantera
Pink Floyd
Protest the Hero
Psychostick
Queen
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rush
Sepultura
Shadows Fall
Silverchair
Six Feet Under
Slayer
Soil
Soilent Green
Soilwork
Soundgarden
Stone Temple Pilots
Strapping Young Lad
Sublime
Superjoint Ritual
Symphony X
Ted Nugent
The Black Dahlia Murder
The Doors
The Eagles
The Red Chord
Tool
Trivium
Type O Negative
Unearth
Van Halen
White Zombie
Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, The Boondock Saints, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Dogma, V For Vendetta, The Punisher, Waiting, The Batman movies(except Batman Forever/Batman and Robin), The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Death to Smoochy, The Wedding Singer, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, May, Sin City, Escape from Alcatraz, City of God, What Dreams May Come, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Crow, and just about anything with "of the Dead" in the title.

Television:

[adult swim], Iron Chef, Scrubs, Reno 911!, That 70s Show, Dog The Bounty Hunter, My Name is Earl, Nip/Tuck, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, THUNDERCATS, Ren and Stimpy

Books:

WAR OF THE SPIDER QUEEN. The collective works of August Strindberg, Edgar Allan Poe, Hunter S. Thompson, and Chuck Palahniuk. Comic books. 1984. Dragonlance and Forgotten Realms.

Heroes:

Batman, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Ozzy Osbourne, Ronnie James Dio, Lemmy, Howard Jones, Bon Scott, Quentin Tarantino, Nosferatu, George A. Romero, Officer James Niggemeyer, Evel Knievel, Dog Chapman, Eric Draven, Iron Man, V, Tyler Durden, Jared Boswell, Ashley Drew, Chris West, Brandon Sutton, Hans DeRosia, and Jose on Sirius 27 HARD ATTACK!

My Blog

FCBD Prayer Written by Me.

Come forth and give praise on this, the holiest of all days.This day of our lords, May Third, Two-Thousand and Eight.Free Comic Book Day!A day where we go to our respective places of worship and are g...
Posted by [ALMIGHTY VAGINALORD] on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:38:00 PST

Check out this event: BREWhaha 2008 (BITCH!)

Hosted By: Eric ThomasWhen: Saturday May 24, 2008 at 7:00 PMWhere: Beefie's Field1134 Old Louisville RoadGuyton, Georgia|11 31312United StatesDescription:Eric Thomas Click Here To View Event...
Posted by [ALMIGHTY VAGINALORD] on Sat, 03 May 2008 10:09:00 PST

MERRY X-MAN!

This year, in honor of the holiday spirit (and lack thereof), I am saying fuck the following phrases:Merry ChristmasHappy HolidaysSeasons Greetingsand even...Merry X-Mas (which I admit was my favorite...
Posted by [ALMIGHTY VAGINALORD] on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 08:08:00 PST

The Ozzfest 2007 Blog

Check it. Ozzfest pictures, b'otch. BEHEMOTH:CTHONIC:DAATH:DEVILDRIVER:IN THIS MOMENT:NILE:You wish you could've gone....
Posted by [ALMIGHTY VAGINALORD] on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:25:00 PST

The Pre-OZZFEST '06 Blog

The Official Final Lineup is: OZZY SYSTEM OF A DOWN DISTURBED AVENGED SEVENFOLD HATEBREED LACUNA COIL DRAGONFORCE BLACK LABEL SOCIETY ATREYU UNEARTH WALLS OF JERICHO THE RED CHORD A LIFE ONCE LOST S...
Posted by [ALMIGHTY VAGINALORD] on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:03:00 PST

Quite possibly the GREATEST PIC EVER.

Start your hatemail and false speculation...... now.
Posted by [ALMIGHTY VAGINALORD] on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:41:00 PST

A 'Behind the Music' that doesn't suck.

On Saturday, May 6, VH1 will premiere 'Behind the Music: Pantera' at 10 PM. I'll have to stay home Saturday night... because I don't have TiVo. Damn it.
Posted by [ALMIGHTY VAGINALORD] on Mon, 01 May 2006 03:21:00 PST

Something wonderful happening in the world of music...

I just found out that Killswitch Engage is doing a cover of Dio's 'Holy Diver'. It might just turn out to be the best thing since sliced bread.
Posted by [ALMIGHTY VAGINALORD] on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:40:00 PST

What I have seen cannot be unseen...

Today, I witnessed a dark occurance in television history... and quite possibly the history of all humanity. I watched the worst TV show I've ever seen in my life. You may have heard of it... it's cal...
Posted by [ALMIGHTY VAGINALORD] on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:42:00 PST

ATTENTION: A New Development in the War against Christianity.

Leave it to a group of Christian Conservatives to fuck things up yet again. And people wonder why the terrorists hate us... this is a prime example. People just take their freedoms for granted and get...
Posted by [ALMIGHTY VAGINALORD] on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:40:00 PST