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christian is a knowitall

my friends will so fuck you up.

About Me

hey. i'm christian. i work, i go to school, i try to expand my frame of reference, and i have fun.the end.

My Interests

doing nothing, doing everything, masochistic relationships, space heaters, puerto rican lesbians, 1950s beefcake, piercings, films and movies (i think they're different), my imagination and the tricks it plays, GBs, BBs, CDs, DGs, FEs, yada yada

I'd like to meet:

you.Check out a new spec/contest commercial I directed!!

Music:

Bloc Party, A Band of Bees, Radiohead, Madonna, Baltimore club music, Beck, Blondie, Boa, Bright Eyes, Scissor Sisters, The Faint, Hot Hot Heat, James Blunt, Courtney singing the wrong words to Sublime, 311, Wolfmother,

Movies:

Magnolia, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Garden State, Donnie Darko, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Dazed and Confused, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Less than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, I 3 Huckabees, Kill Bill, Hostel, Fight Club, I can keep going and going

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, ER, Scrubs, Curb your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Nip/Tuck, and Lost

Books:

David Sedaris books, Density of Souls, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books, The Lovely Bones, Timeline, Jurassic Park, Ira Glass, Chuck Palahniuk