music, drawing, swimming, museums, wine, a sunny day at the beach, a rainning day at the beach, working out, vid games, dancing, dog park
Sharon Stone is the devil! If you don’t already hate actress Sharon Stone, you will now. Sharon managed to take a big dump on a bunch of little kids orphaned by AIDS because the Barbie doll created in her honor to be auctioned off for their charity DIDN’T LOOK ENOUGH LIKE HER. Page Six reports:The diva agreed to be honored at Saturday’s benefit in Santa Monica for the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation. She planned to auction off a custom “Barbie†doll Mattel made in her image. But she flipped when she saw the result, claiming it looked nothing like her. Stone refused to come to the benefit, choosing the Carousel of Hope ball instead. Stone’s rep, Cindi Berger, said, “That is absolutely correct. The doll didn’t look anything like her. [Stone] was never committed to going.â€Sharon Stone makes Paris Hilton look like Mother Teresa. It’s a fucking Barbie doll, for Christ’s sake. Of course it’s not going to look just like you. Barbie’d be like six feet tall with a 15 inch neck if she were life-sized. And Barbie isn’t a leathery old hag who’ll show her snatch every chance she gets. Barbie’s legs snap clean off if you try to pry them apart. So that’s pretty different from Sharon. And you can melt Barbie’s arms and face off with a curling iron, but I’m pretty sure it takes a stake through the heart to finish off Sharon Stone. Or holy water and some scripture. It takes a special woman say “fuck you†to a bunch of little kids orphaned by AIDS. And by “special woman†I mean “soul-less black-hearted demon-fucking whorebag.†Sharon Stone is the devil.
Incubus, Jack Johnson, AAR, Miguel Migs, Blue Six, Ben Watt, Ian Pooley, Aquanote
The Children of Huang Shi, August Rush, House of 1000 corpses, Matrix Triology, Resident Evil, horror, comedy, cheesy romance and war movies.
The Simpson's, South Park, Whose Line is it Anyway? Nip Tuck, Scrubs, Top Chef