HHHUUUUUMMMMMM! I AM RHONDA AKA SHAWN. A COOL ASS CHICK THAT HAILS FROM DAT DIRTY DIRTY. IF U WACK BE SURE TO MISS ME IF U FAKE MAKE SURE TO MISS ME IF U DIRTY PLEASE MISS ME BUT IF U DAT NIGGA PLEASE STOP TO KISS ME.I HATE FAKES, LAMES, WACK ASS PEOPLE WHO FORGET WHO DEY ARE LIARS,PUNKS, AND BITCHES. UM REAL LAID BACK I LOVE TO DANCE SO THEREFORE I LUV TO CLUB, CHILL WIT DA MAN OF MY LIFE MY SON AND READ AND WRITE PEOETRY. EY AS A MATTER OF FACT CHECK OUT MY BLOG SOME OF MY STUFF IS IN THERE.WELL DES ABOUT ALL JUS KNO U FUCK WIT DEM U FUCKIN WIT ME U MIGHT AS WELL KISS DA DIRT CUZ DES WHERE YO BODY MIGHT BE...........................BISH!!!!!!!!!!!!Layout by Tennaya Layouts / HotFreeLayouts
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Now when I fall up in the club, I be yellin, smack a bitch
Steady mobbin wit a mug
Yeah this thug
Startin shit
Nigga what bitch, what?
Get the fuck up out my way
Throwin bows, pushin hoes
Lettin you know I'm in the place
It's whateva, get it done
Hope you cowards, got a gun
I'm a ride until I die
Makin bitches out here run
You can run if you wanna
Where you run is where you die
I'm a break me off a prada stick your ass in the eye
It's Chat, you got beef
All this animosity
Look here mane, I'm a aim
Shoot that thang
For playin me
You a killa
Bitch nigga
Never have you pulled a trigger
You got hoe off in your blood
When it rain, hoe you shiver
Have you ever seen a bitch come through the door and take the floor
Gangsta walkin, representin, cuz a mack ain't goin hoe
Breakin laws, fuck the law
Keep them bitches out my business
I'm a shut this junt down, everybody gonna witness, bitch
Sex Preference
Top or Bottom top
Morning or Night night
Lights on or off off
Touching or kissing touching
Giver or Reciever both
Nice & slow or Rough & fast both
Bitting or Kissing neither
Scratching or tickling neither
Grabbing or caressing grabbing
loud or quite both
Drunk or Sober drunk is best
Outside or Inside both
Standing up or laying down both
Pain or Pleasure pain then pleasure
A Break or straight straight
Under or on top of the covers both
Clothes on or off some on
Good or Bad
Foreplay aight
Whipped Cream good
Fudge bad
One night stand good
Booty calls good
pillow bitting good
Long toe nails bad real bad
Sex toys real good
Ashy elbows man hell naw
Soft Skin great
Music goood
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Name: sharonda aka shawn, rhonda ,lafonda
Birthdate: 6/29/83
Birthplace: a hospital bed
Current Location: da durty burg VA BABY!
Eye Color: drk. brown wit glasses or gray wit contacts
Hair Color: depends on my mood
Height: 5'8
Weight: ha-ha wouldn't u like to kno
Piercings: 4
Tatoos: 2
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: WHHHHAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Overused Phraze: I KNO RIGHT
FAVORITES
Food: FRUIT
Candy: HERSHEY NUGGETS
Number: 19
Color: BLACK
Animal: FROGS
Drink: ICEHOUSE
Alcohol Drink: TRIPLE SEC
Bagel: PLAIN
Letter: K
Body Part on Opposite sex: ARMS LIPS EYES AND THE WONDERFUL PENIS
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BURGERWORLD OF COURSE
Strawberry or Watermelon: WATERMELON
Hot tea or Ice tea: ICE TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla STRWBERRY
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: CHOCOLATE
Kiss or Hug: A SCREAM
Dog or Cat: DOG
Rap or Punk: RAP
Summer or Winter: WINTER I LIKE TO WEAR JACKETS
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: SCARY
Love or Money: MONEY CUZ LOVE IS A MYTH
YOUR...
Bedtime: ANYTIME I CAN SLEEP
Most Missed Memory: MY FIRST LUV
Best phyiscal feature: MY EYES
First Thought Waking Up: AWWWW SHIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE IGNORED DAT ALARM FUCK IT UM LATE
Goal for this year: LIVE COMFY AND BE A GOOD PARENT
Best Friends: BRITT, TASHIE, KETA, JENISE, KRISPIE, JILLIANY
Weakness: HAVIN A HEART
Fears: UM GONE COMPLETELY LOOSE IT ONE DAY
Heritage: OWN KNO
Longest relationship: LIKE ALOT OF YEARS I CANT REMEMBER HOW LONG IT WAS MAYBE 6OR 7 YEARS
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: YEAH SATURDAY
Ever Smoked: YEA A HOUR AGO
Pot: WHO HASN'T
Ever been Drunk: SATURDAY
Ever been beaten up: TRY ME
Ever beaten someone up: ASK THEM
Ever Shoplifted: YEA
Ever Skinny Dipped: HELL NAW SEEMS FUN DOE
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: WHY NOT
Been Dumped Lately: NAW UM A LONER ONLY I CAN DUMP MYSELF
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: MAYBE 1
What country do you want to Visit: AFRICA
How do you want to Die: HAPPY
Been to the Mall Lately: YEAH
Do you like Thunderstorms: NOT REALLY BUT I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE HOT STEAMY RELATIONS DURING ONE
Get along with your Parents: I LUV MY MOMMA
Health Freak: NOPE THEN I WOULD B SKINNY
Do you think your Attractive: YEA
Believe in Yourself: IF I DONT THEN WHO WILL
Want to go to College: YEAH WHENEVA I STOP WORKIN SOO MUCH
Do you Smoke: AGAIN YES
Do you Drink: YES
Shower Daily: OF COURSE
Been in Love: ONLY ONCE HOPE IT NEVA HAPPENS AGAIN
Do you Sing: YEA IN DA SHOWER
Want to get Married: MARRIAGE SHOULD BE SENT BACK TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL
Do you want Children: I LUV MY SON BUT I WANT A DAUGHTER ONE DAY
Have your future kids names planned out: YEA
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 50
Hate anyone: NO BUT I STRONGLY DISLIKE A WHOLE LIST OF MOTHERFUCKERS
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what grill are you (with picz)
iced out
you a laid back rappin type nigga u alwayz stay fresh and clean
Are you Destined for Fame?
Totally Famous!
You were born for this! You're extroverted, friendly, and chances are already well known inside and outside your social circle. Keep it up an who knows, maybe hollywood! You have what it takes, so go for it!
What sex position?
Your good at all styles and positions!
You are one of the best performers of sex and you are very creative!
Find your IQ (pictures)
Above Average IQ 111 to 124
Your IQ 111 to 124. This significantly higher than the US Average of 98. You have a tendency to either have very good grades or be a slacker due to a mental condition. Smart people usually have emotional problems. You also may be interested in art, anime, and anything dealing with creation. You may have ADHD if you do not do well in school. It's not your fault, you're in a good position and have more power over people than you think.
