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Silencio

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Networking

About Me

I love ALL things chorizo. It's so ethnically spicy it almost makes me feel like I'm being naughty when I eat it. Yet it's so practical! You can have it with anything- potatoes, eggs, with a cigarette or even in a burrito, mmm yum. Did I mention I was well hung?I also love to dance. Oooh, the moves I've got tucked away in my toolbox are to die for.

My Interests

I live my life like a magic eightball, shake me up and see what the future has in store 4 you! Girlfriend, I can tango with Donald Trump until dawn, and the dancing doesn't stop until Craig says so, ya herd me! Listen up bitches this is Craig time, so you best be on yo best behavior! Craig be sleepin with one of these bitches tonight, true dat!

I'd like to meet:

Depends on my mood- if I feel assertive I wouldn't mind meeting someone of Asian descent, maybe Laotian or Vietnamese, preferably with a youthful aesthetic about them. If I'm feeling spicy- maybe a little something south of the border, if you know what I mean! If my inner ambiance is submissive- maybe someone analogous to the way I like my coffee, strong, dark & bold honey! But overall, I'd like to meet someone that will literally bring me to my knees, someone that I can blow... blow away with my moves. I just want to fascinate someone with my dancing prowess. All in all though, I just want someone mature, someone who is willing to compromise and settle our differences with a dance-off.

Music:

Something that says salsa but with a little more groaning. I need a beat to keep the asses bouncing!Cher, Elton John, Melissa Etheridge, Wham, Culture Club, Sara McLachlan, Queen, Little Mermaid Soundtrack, New Age, Techno, House, Trance and anything Disco.

Movies:

Well of course there's Top Gun! Please, the shower scenes! Tom Cruise, you can be my wingman anytime!Gotta include Roots, mmm theres just something about LeVar Burton in this epic that I totally missed in Star Trek Next Generations- Kunta Kinte, you can whip me or beam me up anytime! I'm sooo bad!!! I just better stop!Honorable mention: American History X, Bad Boys (1983), An Innocent Man, Blood In Blood Out, Escape From Alcatraz, American Me, Midnight Express, Fisting for Love, Penal Attraction, The Sound of Music, Wizard of Oz, Deliverance

Television:

Oz, Sex in the City, Charmed, Lifetime, Smallville, Bravo, Spike TV

Books:

"A Man's Man" Rock Hudson's Biography, The Liberation of Liberace, Anything by Judy Blume

Heroes:

Bruce Jennings, Jeff Stryker, Maximus, Ken Ryker, Oprah