Kate Eighty-Eight - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am Kate.
I have a pitbull, Moonshine.
The Office is the best show... ever.
I check my Netflix account like it's my stocks... or something.
C.C. DeVille is marriage material.
I'm vegetarian... ish. I eat fish... and dairy... and eggs... and, uh, sometimes rare steak.
I don't do heroin. It's not my thing.
I drink... but rarely get obnoxious and disgusting.
I have the tendency to smoke like a dirty chimney.
I cook. And I am a culinary school graduate.
I am a walking analytical timebomb.
Sometimes I faint.
Sometimes I like to wear mary jane stripper heels.
I like doing absolutely nothing... with you.
I like to sing, but I doubt you'll ever see me do it.
I like to dance, but, again, I seriously doubt you'll ever see me dance.
I love gore, and horror, and the paranormal.
Otis Firefly is my dreamboat.
... don't judge me.
I don't tend to be overly social... or even somewhat social.
It takes a bit to get me excited and talking.
My room is beautiful and filled with books and records and movies and the walls are covered in paintings and drawings and photographs... but I keep it very dirty so the chances of you seeing any of these things are slim.
I am not slim... I'm rather curvy. Too curvy. I'm working on that.
Actually right now I should be cleaning my room... but I'm not.
I am a spontaneously motivated person.
Sometimes I regret certain relationships.
I would become a lesbian for two women.
... but other than that I am very much straight.
And... that is all. You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

adopt your own virtual pet! Yeah... you want to be my friend now, don't you?

Music:

A lot. I mean, a lot a lot. You have no idea.

Movies:

blood. gore. and sometimes i like a laugh or two.

Television:

You know you love this song. Don't try to act cool.

Books:

Oscar Wilde, Poppy Z. Brite, Anthony Burgess, Stephen Chobsky, Dante, Reinaldo Arenas, Fitzgerald, Thomas Harris, Stephen King, Joe Connelly, Tom Wolfe, Dennis Lehane, H.P. Lovecraft, John Knowles, Machiavelli, Anne Rice, J.K. Rowling, Paul Rudnick, J.D. Salinger, Alice Walker, Tennessee Williams, Hunter S. Thompson, Wally Lamb

Heroes:

Brody. Celeste.

My Blog

"Son, the last thing you’ll realize you need is what you’ve already got"

Everything is going absolutely wonderful. Kind of. Not really. I'm broke as sin. In debt $1250 (thank god to nobody important that would reflect it on my pristine credit report). And my new job i...
Posted by Kate Eighty-Eight on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:39:00 PST

i want to kiss her and carress her ass as long as her bladder holds out

Well. I'm starting a new job. I'm going back to school. What could be better? Oh yeah, I've been puking all day.
Posted by Kate Eighty-Eight on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:12:00 PST

like the sweet song of the choir

I'M MOVING TOMORROW. To Atlanta, right off of Chesire, next to Southern Nights to be exact. It's a beautiful apartment, with a tiled living room, deep windows that look out unto woods, a huge closet t...
Posted by Kate Eighty-Eight on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:48:00 PST

all shook up... uh-uh-uhh

So my car sounds like an ogre is gnawing on the tail end of it. It's kind of endearing... I like to imagine while I'm driving that in between chews the ogre tries to talk to me through grunting and wh...
Posted by Kate Eighty-Eight on Sat, 19 May 2007 03:43:00 PST

don't look now but i lost my shoe

Well, after this weekend I should have about a grand in the bank... which would be a lot more if I didn't have to drop all that money to fix my car. My ultimate goal is to have three thousan...
Posted by Kate Eighty-Eight on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:55:00 PST

I can feel my time crawling

I'm tired. I don't feel like going anywhere. I want to live and die in a warm quilt... just not alone. Music isn't satisfactory company tonight and it's making me irritable and morose... but mainly ir...
Posted by Kate Eighty-Eight on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:57:00 PST

Shake your hip, bite your lip, shoot your mother-in-law

So, I'm starting to plan my trip to New Orleans. Before we start here are some pictures. Enjoy. I've made a list of all the haunted bars I want to go to. At the top of the list is Lafitte's Blacksmi...
Posted by Kate Eighty-Eight on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:20:00 PST

where does all the money go where does all the money go? straight up your nose...

I have the worst champagne hangover ever. I feel as if my entire body is fuzzy and full of static... It's not pleasant. Exhausted nausea... I am going to go sleep now. Oh, and if anyone is in or arou...
Posted by Kate Eighty-Eight on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:12:00 PST

Wouldn't You Like To Know What We Do On Christmas?

So. It's Christmas. I can't eat Christmas dinner. Not only because it's ham and turkey, but because I just dislike Thanksgiving/Christmas food in general. Sweet potato casserole is gross, so is dry st...
Posted by Kate Eighty-Eight on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

as we sped off into the night we yelled- "

Some excerpts: "Oh my god, who did this to you? Was it the Jews??" ... "So. We would like to know. Will you sleep with us?" "Both of you?" "Yeah. It's called a threesome." "You're gay." "Yee...
Posted by Kate Eighty-Eight on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST