What Guys Are Really Thinking....
Add to My Profile | More Videosthe company of a good woman, long walks on the beach(pantsless), spevulving, reading light literature( and by light i mean pictures), killing, calzones( all that meat and cheeze cramed in a hot pocket!!) anything involving sharp objects being thrown, killing, lazy afternoons with a warm glass of 151, oh and did i mention killing?
YOU!! ....and Chuck Norris of course! oh and Pamela Anderson's plastic surgeon just to say thanks for the good times! and u can't forget Arnold Swartznei7chsmdl4*bvneiger! what an actor! The sheer range that man has! Inspirational!! and a ninja. ok.. i know what your thinkin...but Jon aren't you a ninja?? I can't tell you or I would have to kill everyone that ever read this, and lets be honest here...i'm kinda busy. plus there's so much paperwork! oh wait.. also Ron Burgandy, no scratch that- Veronica Vaughne! I want that...I mean I want to meet her. Sooooo Hot! Want to touch the heiny!Facebook me!
Ramstien, mozart, will ferrell, that guy from the beatles (whatever happend to him) bert bacharac (the early years), the beach boys, pussycat girls (and i dont mean the band!! music to my ears!) anything you can play in a barn, g-unit, jennifer love hewitt( dont know what she sounds like but man are those things nice! and of course the D! I'm doin my pushups.. are you?)
Rocky I,II,IV,XXII, dirty dancing, the good the bad and the ugly, the good the bad and the horny(porn version), anything I stared in, and by I, I mean will ferrell, all of the shorts at the end of the tenacious d cd(box set), the movie i made with UR MOM!!!, the one with the underage asian hooker, sleeping beauty,Boogie Nights, animal house, and the one about the guy that lost his neighbors donkey in a card game with gary coleman and the the nieghbor got all pissed off and stole the first guys car only to find out that his wife and the neighbor were in the back doin it and the worst part was the car was borrowed!!!! ......great movie!!
The Grelle Show ( oh the antics!) Scrubs( i'm so the black doctor) Gene Simmons Family Jewels( it's like watchin me!) 24-7-69( it's like 24 but with doin it all the time; lot's of camera angles and one really hot chick, only I'd have a lot more, ok mainly just me and a bunch of really hot chicks....naked...for ur viewing pleasure)
Only once over night and it was not fun!!! bad time- not do that again!! Dont drink and drive kids!!
the man in the moon- think of all the action he gets to see every night!! merle hagard, will ferrell's brain, whoever invented duck tape and velcro, back up vocals for kiss( thats alot to back up!!) bo and luke duke( i still dont know how they didnt do daisy!) anyone that can listen to rap and understand it, and of course the D!
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