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Troll King

Don't ask me about why fucking trolls do what fucking trolls do!

About Me

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You Are An ISFJ
The Nurturer
You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal.
A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways.
In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music.
You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for.
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You Are 42% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
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Tell Me About Yourself
Name: Chris
Birthdate: October 1st
Birthplace: St. Paul, MN
Current Location: White Bear Lake
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Heritage: German/Danish/English/Irish/Dutch/Scottish
Shoes You Wore Today: Tennis shoes
Your Weakness: Food
Fears: Heights, Death, Failure
Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and nuthin else
Goal You Would Like to Achieve This Year: Write a book
Your Most Overused Phrase on .. BTW
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wanna go back to sleep
Best Physical Feature: None
Bedtime: 1 am
Most Missed Memory: Jenny
Pepsi or Coke: Regulart Pepsi/Diet Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: Double Quarterpounder!
Single or Group Dates: Never had either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuchino or Coffee: Neither
Do You Smoke: NO
Do You Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do You Sing: Only in private
Do You Shower Daily: Yes
Have You Been In Love: No
Do You Want to go to College: No
Do You Want to Get Married: Yes
Do You Believe In Yourself: No
Do You Get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do You Think You Are Attractive: No
Are You A Health Freak: OMG No!
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: With one
Do You Like Thunderstorms: Only at night
In the past month have you drank alcohol: NO
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you gone on a date: NO :-(
In the past month have you gone to the mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on stage: No
In the past mont have you been dumped: No
In the past month have you gone skinny dipping: Definitely not
In the past month have you stolen anything: No
Ever been drunk: God No
Ever been called a tease: No
Ever been beaten up: Yes
Ever shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you group up: Author
What couuntry would you most like to visit: Egypt
In a Boy/Girl
Fav Eye Color: Black
Fav Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Any
Weight: Any
Best Clothing Style: They have styles now?
Back To You
Athletic?: Are you kidding?
Outgoing or Down To Earth: DTE
Optimist or Pessimist: I ooze negativity
Fav thing to do on a rainy day: Read
Rain or Sunshine: Sunshine
Number of CD..'s you own: Maybe 50
Number of things in my past I regret: Beyond calculation
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My Interests

Science Fiction and Fantasy books, television shows and movies. I also play Dungeons & Dragons and Warhammer 40k- yes I'm a geek I admit it.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone (see About Me)

Music:

Bare Naked Ladies, Evanescence, Natasha Bedingfield... basically anything a 14-year-old girl would like.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings of course (geek, remember), I also like anime serials like Escaflowne, Berserk or X.

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Lost and ... American Idol (I know, I know I shame you all)... Katharine McPhee rules!

Books:

Lord of the Rings (duh), Dune series (the original, not the crappy new ones), the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, the Earth's Children series by Jean M. Auel, I also enjoy Dragonlance and Forgotten Realms books by Margaret Weiss and R.A. Salvatore respectively. Recently started reading George R.R. Martins A song of Ice and Fire books- they're pretty good.

My Blog

Is this wrong?

Well yesterday was one of the most stressful days I've ever had.  It was a nonstop circus of people at the restaurant and by the end of the day I was biting people's heads off just for askin...
Posted by Troll King on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:41:00 PST

What is the Secret of Soylent Green?

Wow, I hadn't realized that it's been a month since I last blogged.  Time sure flies when you're doing absolutely nothing.  This is always the most depressing time of year for me, but I thin...
Posted by Troll King on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:17:00 PST

Burned Out

Thanksgiving is fast approaching and i don't know if I can handle it.  The stress level at work is continually increasing and I feel it.  I'm so tired all the time its ridiculous. ...
Posted by Troll King on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:57:00 PST

Nightmares & Dreamscapes

I had a really messed up dream last night.  The whole thing took place in this gothic dystopian city (if you've seen Dark City you know what I'm talking about), but I kept changing.  At firs...
Posted by Troll King on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:03:00 PST

Life, or lack there of

I was talking to a manager at my work, Michelle.  It turns out she's leaving to go work at USBank, which kind of sucks because she's cool and she's very easy on the eyes, but that's neither here ...
Posted by Troll King on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:49:00 PST

Black Mood

Those of you who have read my other blogs have probably noticed that I'm no ray of sunshine.  I get so depressed every time I think about my life.  I'm so cut of from other people, it's like...
Posted by Troll King on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:06:00 PST

Nothing in particular

I haven't posted a blog here in a while so I thought I better put something up to let everyone know I'm still alive.  Don't know if anyone's heard but I got into a car accident about a month ago....
Posted by Troll King on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 09:15:00 PST

"God's Will"

I was listening to the radio this morning.  The DJs were discussing motorcycle helmets and debating whether they were necessary or not.  Some listeners called in with their own opinions and ...
Posted by Troll King on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:19:00 PST

ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!

So I left the party last night and everything was fine.  I was just heading home and minding my own business.  I was even extra careful to follow the speed limit so that I wouldn't get pulle...
Posted by Troll King on Mon, 29 May 2006 08:50:00 PST

The Da Vinci Code

I haven't blogged in a while because I haven't really had anything worth saying, but tonight I have found my muse.  I was watching the news and everyone was making a big to do about the Da Vinci ...
Posted by Troll King on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:04:00 PST