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Midnite

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About Me

I'm black as you can see in the pic, about 9" tall, and my belly rides about a 1/4" off the floor. Sometimes it scrapes when I run. I live in an upstairs apartment and the neighbor below thinks I'm a dog. It must be cuz I'm so fat, and when I race through the apartment everything pretty much shakes. I enjoy long naps and even longer meals granted my evil owners feed me at least three meals a day. I prefer 9 Lives brand cat food (not that dry crap out of the bag, canned is my choice). I also like to destroy the couch, yakking on the carpet or the bed, throwing kitty litter all over the place when I get done taking a big one, and clawing up my owners expensive clothes. I meow too much. I'm a P.I.M.P.I'm am a proud World CitizenMySpace Layouts
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My Interests

Food: Cooler Ranch Doritos, french fries, popcorn, milk (even though I'm lactose intollerant), and cat nip of course.I'm also interested in eating so much in one sitting that I end up ralphing the food i just ate back into the food i'm about to eat. What A Freakin Waste!!!

I'd like to meet:

Fresh wild boar, so I can eat it!

Music:

Britney Spears and Korn AND THAT'S ALL!!!

Television:

Take the Nip / Tuck personality quiz to see which character you are!

Heroes:

The Meow Mix cat. He sure does know how to sing. .... I love chicken, I love liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver.... lala lala, lala lala