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Miss Alyssah Simone

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About Me


Pin-up Slut, Web-cam Deviant, Fetish Whore, Bondage Hussy and a total GEEK GIRL! I do live cam shows, and personally run two of my own totally kick ass websites!: The Dark Circus is my bondage site, which is already up and running, and my solo site, coming VERY soon! Oh, and of course, if you want to get naughty and play with me live you can always find me on Flirt4Free.com! Click on the links way down below my babbling and come check me out! You know you already want to!
In all seriousness I am an extremely passionate person who has a strong lust for adventure. Traveling is a huge priority of mine. I derive great pleasure from emersing myself in other cultures at different levels and learning to appreciate how others live. Stepping out of my comfort zone per se.
I am an antique collector and while I can not say that I am an expert I do have a few prize pieces. I collect antique absinthe paraphernalia and one of my absolute favorite pieces is my apothacary chest from the 1800's. This has led to an obscene interest in aquiring as many strange, quirky and bizzare antique medical books, equipment and supplies as I can. Anything to do with the human body and how medicine has evolved.
I drool over "Haute Cusine" and love to dine for hours savoring every taste that comes my way and picking out the perfect wine to compliment! I absolutely love to cook. More so, I adore cooking for others and entertaining. I promise you I am a great host, I love to spoil my friends. You will always leave my table with a smile or at least a grin saying "hmmmm that was different".
I practice holistic and tradional chinese medicine techniques and believe in the healing power of herbs and alternative healing. I love to take care of my temple. (Ok that sounded hoaky but seriously it is the only one ya got!) That includes giving it lots of love!
I am a temperamental and lovable woman at the same time. I am extremely openminded and liberal. Very free spirited and love to be surrounded by the same. I forget to close the kitchen cupboards after I take out a dish and I only make my bed on the weekends. I leave at least 5 pairs of shoes scattered at my front door at all times and leave the TV on for my doggie when I run to the store. Lastly, I turn the water on in the shower to "please melt my flesh" level and turn it back just one notch and let the warm water go until it runs out every single day. Can ya handle it? Hope so! Enjoy!
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My Interests



BDSM, pony girls, Asian girls, pinup girls, vintage porn, travel,travel and more travel, Absinthe, Chartruese, wine, alternative healing, traditional Chinese medicine, fire, fire eatting, fire breathing, circus freaks, fetish, burlesque, caberet, vegans, veggies, zombies, pirates, ninjas, tranvestites, geeks, nerds, outcasts, freaks, fruitloops, crossdressers, eccentrics, fags, lesbians, bisexuals, swingers, perverts, fetishists, vamps, harlots and wenches.

I'd like to meet:

ELIZIBETH BATHORY; there is no way that wicked bitch will want my blood!

BUFFALO BILL (as in "I'd fuck me"........ NOT the cowboy)
Chuck Norris; his tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries

Music:


Bach, Mozart, Ravel, Billie Holiday, Bix Beiderbecke, My Bloody Valentine, The Engineers, The Rapture, Silversun Pickups, Warsaw, Joy Division, Boards of Canada, Dykehouse, Massive Attack, Covenant, Nitzer Ebb, Postal Service, Slowdive, Velocity Girl, The Cure, Patsy Cline, Jerry Lee Lewis, Yann Tiersen, Echo and the Bunnymen, Iggy Pop, Bo Diddley, Pantera, The Pixies, Johnny Cash, The Velvet Underground, Sigur Ros, Visage, Berlin, Fischerspooner, Ladytron, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Colour, The Cramps, Glenn Miller, Raymond Scott, The Clash, Janes Addiction, Ministry, Kraftwerk, Apoptygma Berzerk, VNV Nation, Funker Vogt, Imperative Reaction, Jon Specncer's Blues Explosion, Boo Radleys, New York Dolls, Poster Children, Peaches, The Smiths, The Locust, Nurse With Wound, The Decendents, The Circle Jerks, Dead Kennedys, Dag Nasty, Q Lazarrus, The Honey Bees, Arabic music.

Movies:

David Lynch, Tim Burton, Stanley Kubrick, Quills, Secretary, Layer Cake, The Audition, Everythings Illuminated, Love Me If You Dare, Crash, The Neverending story, Amelie, Shaun of the Dead, Showgirls, Squid and the Whale, Rushmore, Ghost World, Japanese horror, B-horror, cheesy horror, Rocky Horror, horror-horror

Television:

I did love Carnivale and Pee-Wee's playhouse. I am totally obsessed with infomercials. My favorite informercial by far is Fitness Made Simple with John Basedow. I am totally convinced that he is brainwashing middle America and his tapes have subliminal messages in them. I mean seriously, have you seen it? Just listen to the happy music and look at the creepy little triangle symbol on his purple shirt. He is definately cult leader material. Not to mention he looks like the long lost son of Marshall Applewhite, 1997's Heaven's Gate cult leader. AHHHHH look into his eyes, I know I can not peel myself away!

Books:

Latest book finished:

Topping From Below by Laura Reese

My girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up by Stephen Elliot

Next book in the reading cue

Diane Arbus by Patricia Bosworth

Butterfly, Geek Love, More Now Again (Elizabeth Wurtzel), As I Lay Dying, Farenheit 451, The Blood Countess, Encountering Kali, Suicide Blonde, The Marquis De Sade, Henry Miller, David Sedaris, Rapture (David Sosnowski)

Heroes:

Now this gentlemen is definately my hero! Love ya to death!

All of you that put up with me everyday and come back for more! You are my heroooooooo! Believe it or not I am walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not it's just.................

My Blog

Year in review, Pics and updates of what is coming up!

Many of you have asked for an update of pictures of a few things and of all the fun things I have lined up during the holidays and after........ here it is!Ok total randomness out of the way here is a...
Posted by Miss Alyssah Simone on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:11:00 PST

Friends and debauchery

Ok, Spank me spank me. You have been asking for it and I slacked. But, alas, here are the pics from when I had a handful of my friends from around the country out here in Vegas last month. It was a ...
Posted by Miss Alyssah Simone on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:10:00 PST

Week in Review

Whew!  Well my week was really a ten day stint of work, work ,work..  Not that I am complaining.  Work has treated me well this summer and I am feeling awesome about it.  Tommorow...
Posted by Miss Alyssah Simone on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:08:00 PST

Arghhhh I am a pirate!

Yesterday was quite the long day.  I had photoshoots practically all day long.  I did get in the pirate girl shoot for the costume contest I won at F4F.  I think you guys are really goi...
Posted by Miss Alyssah Simone on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:02:00 PST

My Feature Show July 23rd...

Wow.  Seriously wow.  I have to say I was really excited about the turn out for my feature show this Sunday.  Even with it being rescheduled and all. It is funny.  I have been plan...
Posted by Miss Alyssah Simone on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:42:00 PST

FEMALE EJACULATION AND THE G-SPOT!!

Hello kiddies! So I decided that I needed to inform the public.  Well mostly all you fellas that come to me and ask...... Miss. Alyssah will you please squirt for me?  And then we end up ge...
Posted by Miss Alyssah Simone on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:09:00 PST