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The Porkchop Express

gone fishin'

About Me

be in nawlins, texas, anywhere the road takes me until mid may.I'd like to learn to shave properly. I also don't know why I like Neil Diamond so much but I do.Now watch this and laugh your ass off:

My Interests

I got kinda tired of filling in California but believe me when I say: I have been EVERYWHERE in this state. The purple dots are the potential upcoming trips to places I haven't been. It's safe to say I want to fill this entire map.

I'd like to meet:

Just watch Chico play the piano! It's mesmerizing. I could watch that all day... Actually, I probably have... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Tons of stuff, here's a sample:

I can't believe I forgot to put Rio Bravo on this list. consider it in my top 5.

Television:



The best thing on television would have to be: It's always Sunny in Philadelphia! I also like sitcoms from the 70's, cartoons from the 80's, SportCenter, Giants games the food network (I'm always hungry and have to look at food instead of eating it).

Books:


powered by frazy.comLots of H.S.T. and Ogden Nash. Otherwise, books about history, photography and depth of field charts. I read other stuff too!--Honest.

Heroes:

Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... The Three Amigos!