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About Me

Born and raised in the golden state, from a mental state of confusion. I could be in a delusion, but it's so hot, it's like a nuclear fussion. I try to be an observant fellow, yesterday you wore something Yellow. I go to movies for research, oh is that tree a birch? Pardon me, I am late getting my dinner plate.

It is time to make like a baby...and head out.
The lyrics to my ever so expanding and changing "I smoke crack..." song.
I smoke crack in my underware. I smoke crack with a polar bear. I smoke crack over there. I smoke crack on the table here. Hell, I smoke crack everywhere. I smoke crack in your wifes bee hive hair. I smoke crack at all the fairs. I smoke crack in the elevator. I smoke crack with the old grey mare. I smoke crack in utmost despair. I smoke crack with the concierge. Oh contraire, I smoke crack and I don't care. (Note: I seriously do not smoke crack)
My momma so poor that she could not afford breast milk.
10 questions by Bernard Pivot. More familiar as the questionaire James Lipton asks at the end of "Inside the Actor's Studio."

01. What is your favorite word? Discombobulated

02. What is your least favorite word? Hella

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? JA

04. What turns you off? Violence

05. What is your favorite curse word? Bloody Hell

06. What sound or noise do you love? The low rumble sound

07. What sound or noise do you hate? high pitched whines

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Sound engineer

09. What profession would you not like to do? Banker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Fill free to roam around and have a drink, it's open bar, and thank you for not smoking.

My Interests

Airplanes, Animation, Apple Computers, Castles, Cathedrals, Cemeterys, Crestron (www.crestron.com), Explosives, Film, Fire, Formula 1, Helecopters, How a porno is filmed from beginning to end, NASCAR, Queen Mary, Titanic, and some other stuff I can not think of.

I'd like to meet:

Just tell me when and where and I will meet you there.
Famous People: Robin Williams, Mel Brooks, Walter Murch, Adam Savage, Rachel Leigh Cook, 'Seymore Butts', Don LaFontaine, Dave Despain, CotÃ© de Pablo, Meatwad, Frylock, Ben Stein, Michael Winslow, Jeff Dunham, Brock, Dr. Girlfriend, The 7 dwarfs...

Music:

Paul Van Dyk, Bennasi Brothers, Basshunter, Crystal Method, Weird Al Yankovich, Spike Jones, Kimya Dawson, The Sour Peaches, Presidents of the United States of America, Goo Goo Dolls, Deep Blue Something, Crazy Frog.

Movies:

Airplane, American Pie, A New Hope, Back to the Future, Blade, Blazing Saddles, Blair Witch Project, The Cutting Egde: The Magic of Movie Editing, The Darjeeling Limited, Demolition Man, Down Periscope, El Orfanato, Empire Strikes Back, Equilibrium, Full Metal Jacket, The Kindom II, PCU, Master and Commander, Matrix Trilogy, Persepolis, Princess Bride, Robinhood: Men In Tights, Sky High, SLC Punk, Space Balls, The Village, Return of the Jedi, Revenge of the Sith.

Television:

Mythbusters, CSI, Las Vegas, Numbers, Charmed, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, The Simpsons, Modern Marvels, Seconds From Disaster, Hogans Heros, You'll Never Get Rich (a.k.a. Sgt. Bilko), South Park, Trippin The Rift, Adventures of Brisko County Jr., House, Danny Phantom, Fairly Oddparents, Martin Mystery, Reboot, Little People Big World, NCIS, The Unit, Dirty Jobs.
Comercials:Apple Intel Ad, Starbucks (Eye of the Tiger), Miller High Life, Tom Tom (GPS Navigator), HP Printer (Out of the picture), Six Flags with the old man dancing, My Crapasonic Commercials (look under my Videos), Choice Hotels (I've been everywhere), Citrogen dancing car.

Books:

The Far Side, and The Adventures of Captain Underpants.

Heroes:

..I would have to say my dad (Born: 09/4/1946; Died: 11/23/2004). Some of what I know, I learned from him, oh and Ben Stein.

My Blog

Debate time...

Okay to start out, I do not hate Obama or McCain. I just like Osama and Citizen McCain. It is like how we call the Governor the Govenator, and man can he get a group going.A friend posted a bulletin...
Posted by Backstage Boy: Warren on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:03:00 PST

And the Voters say...

So Osama conquers Citizen McCain, and so I was watching CNN and at the time Osama had 220 electoral votes, and there was one state that would push him over the 270 mark.I was a little surprised that n...
Posted by Backstage Boy: Warren on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 12:44:00 PST

It could of been a scene from a sitcom

While people were sleeping all nestled in their beds, nothing was stirring except a waterfall from the ceiling. At first I thought it was down pouring, only to find out from my roommate that it was i...
Posted by Backstage Boy: Warren on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:33:00 PST

Check out this video: Handsome Patrick the Chef?

Here is my Semi-Final documentary project. Enjoy.Check out this video: Handsome Patrick the Chef? ...
Posted by Backstage Boy: Warren on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:19:00 PST

Neighbors shocked after SC trick-or-treater shot

By MEG KINNARD, Associated Press WriterSaturday, November 1, 2008(11-01) 10:53 PDT Sumter, S.C. (AP) --A 12-year-old boy was shot to death through a front door while trick-or-treating with his family,...
Posted by Backstage Boy: Warren on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 11:38:00 PST

Today is Day of the Dead

And yesterday was Halloween, or as for the over 21 crowd, a reason to dress up, get inebriated, have senseless sex, and wake up with a mondo hangover next to a pregnant women. At that particular mome...
Posted by Backstage Boy: Warren on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 01:37:00 PST

Beatle Mania circa 21st century.

Ok, this morning I was reading the paper, and there was an article about Beatle clothing. Then on the internet there are two articles in Variety saying, 'Beatles my join 'Rock Band', and MTV cues up ...
Posted by Backstage Boy: Warren on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:39:00 PST

The Cynical Screenwriters Dictionary...

...of Hollywood Lexicon compiled by Josh MillorVerbsTo 'schmooze' = befriend scumTo 'pitch' = grovel shamelesslyTo 'brainstorm' = feign preparednessTo 'research' = procrastinate indefinitelyTo 'networ...
Posted by Backstage Boy: Warren on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:45:00 PST

Comming Soon...

My Documentary Project, believe it or not, does not contain any sexual content. That is a big thing when it comes to my projects.Possible release Sun.
Posted by Backstage Boy: Warren on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:39:00 PST

Tales of Romance on the 49

Article by Brock Keeling from SFistSure, it happened over a week ago. But the following story of lurid merriment on the 49 Mission-Van Ness will burn into your memory forever. A horrified Craigslist r...
Posted by Backstage Boy: Warren on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 07:18:00 PST