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Çhåos Lÿzzãrd

I am here for Friends

About Me

Designed by... me!
Elizabeth
" Consecrated To God"
Before I formed you in
The womb I knew you,
before you were born
I set you apart
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"I'm so glad that I'll never fit in."
Pink

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Extremely random and proud of it. Very romantic. Freak. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but I'll Knock Your Lights Out if it comes down to it.
I used to be an open book.
Now no one gets in.

You laugh because I'm different.
I laugh because you're all the same.


Quiz of the Moment:

Which of the X-Men Are You?
You Are Rogue
You're reluctantly special. In fact, you long to be normal. You consider your powers to be a curse, and something you can't control.
Powers: absorbing other people's memories and abilities, weakening and killing people with your touch Which of the X-Men Are You?

My Interests

I like dragons. I also like my 16oz double shot carmel lattè at about 130º
If you haven't noticed, I like the color red. Yes, there is a significance to it.
Screwing around with Photoshop is fun. So is HTML (nerd alert!) Tattoos are awesome, road trips (I l♥ve my little car!!), goin' out for a drink or two, reading, or just checking out the newest BudK catalog, taking pics, or chillin wit my homies. lol, and I love to laugh!

I'd like to meet:



Vin Diesel
Chris Daughtry

Carmine Giovinazzo
Apolo Anton Ohno

Loving independent freakishly tattooed daddy's girl seeks strong faithful momma's boy with good taste in music for adventure, backrubs and long walks on the beach. N/S preferred. Married men and womanizing little punks need not apply.

Music:

My stereo presets vary from urban to contemporary christian. Country to classical. I'm a rock chick, but open to 'most anything that moves ya.



Movies:

Ocean's Eleven, You Got Served, Over the Hedge, Super Troopers, What Dreams May Come, 300, The Chronicles of Riddick, Clerks ...oh the list goes on and on...
Action, comedy, and the occasional Disney/Pixar. Explosions, laughter and toons, what more could you want?

Television:

tv? what's that?
haha, well I don't watch much, but I liked American Idol, and some Ultimate Fighter/UFC. Oh, and the CSI's. Bruckheimer is a genious and the new season ROCKS!

Books:

I enjoy a good story. Fantasy stuff is good, like the LOTR series or Dragonlance. (eek!) Frank Peretti, Naomi Novik, and Tolkien are all good authors.
Non-fiction is good as I consider myself a perpetual student. I like to learn but I don't "get" people a lot of the time. What makes you guys tick anyways? Recent favs include Sherry Argov, Ken Blanchard & Phil Hodges.

Heroes:

Jesus Then said Jesus, " Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do. "
~ Luke 23:34

My daddy For letting me fall on my ass and learn it the hard way, but never giving up on me. My momma My momma, for always accepting who I am and supporting my decisions, no matter how stupid they were. Christian My big brother, for saving me, being my protector, and a great example in what to do and sometimes what not to do. (not to mention for putting up with me!)
And all those in service out there protecting our country, our freedom, and our way of life. May the Lord our God bless and protect you until the day you come home.

My Blog

(unNamed poem)

The nights are getting cold againAs lonely as they've always beenBundled up in comfort sheetsDreaming dreams of bigger thingsEyes wide open, breathing deepTry to will yourself to sleepA silent prayer ...
Posted by Çhåos Lÿzzãrd on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:36:00 PST

Ever Wonder....

EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?! Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbrevi...
Posted by Çhåos Lÿzzãrd on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:01:00 PST

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level Of Insanity

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yoursel...
Posted by Çhåos Lÿzzãrd on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:03:00 PST

UFC 74 - Respect

...and Captain America is STILL the champion. 'nuff said. Patrick Cote kicked major butt. TKO baby, yeah! Stevenson's fight?? ha! Um, let's see a guy who's MMA record boasts 31-7 over Pellegrino...
Posted by Çhåos Lÿzzãrd on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

Status updates

These things are fun to play with. I was trying to decide what mine would say so I figured that checking on my friend's status updates would be a good place to start. There's a ton of funny crap ...
Posted by Çhåos Lÿzzãrd on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:57:00 PST

The Half Racks

Went to a show tonight in downtown dogtown. Hillyard at the Comet to be precise. The band? The Half Racks, and they rocked the house. Occational cover songs to keep it familiar, but their own stuff wa...
Posted by Çhåos Lÿzzãrd on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:24:00 PST

Sorry!

"...an unexpected error has occured."*kicks the people at myspace*
Posted by Çhåos Lÿzzãrd on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:01:00 PST

wisdom teeth suck

...removing them sucks even more. OOoooooh my aching jaw.*pouts*
Posted by Çhåos Lÿzzãrd on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:24:00 PST

Time flies when you're having rum

Roger, I think I've hit a funk. Is it really June?? Not complaining, but nothing exciting happening. Life passes one day at a time. The days have all run together into one heat-filled blur... by the ...
Posted by Çhåos Lÿzzãrd on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:20:00 PST

Does anyone here...

...not hit the skip this advertisement > link?Just curious.
Posted by Çhåos Lÿzzãrd on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:15:00 PST