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What's That Smell?

What if a white kid got pulled over for DWB (Driving While Black)?

About Me

A group of pugs is defined as a "puglet" and they are from Turkey. They hunt snow lepoards up there in the mountain ranges there. They are extremely violent and the only way you can catch them is by throughing a wicker net on them. In fact, some pugs are breed to near miniature horse size. Most China children and even some smaller stature China-men are able ride these large pugs. They are used to carry china men and gear into the high elevations of the Tibet mountain range. They are replacing sherpants at a very fast rate. The sherpants have retaliated by eating the pugs... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

fucking hitting the gym hard and banging the women harder, other then that i need to work on my tan and maybe get a penile enhancement. I also like walking around with my shirt off (it is a sign of coolness).

I'd like to meet:

Bodybuilders, powerlifters, women, and pretty much anything else i cant think of at the moment. Mostly women though, yeah, women! well i do need a liftin partner in the gym, any takers?!?!
You scored as Butt. You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.

Butt


92%

Abs/Stomach


83%

Boobs


67%

Face


42%

Penis


0%
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Music:

Alice in chains, Nirvana, Johnny Cash, Tool, Mark Lanegan, Jerry Cantrell, Eric Clapton, Tupac, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Janes Addiction, Ted Nugent, SKID ROW, Queen, Allman Brothers, Aerosmith, GUNS 'N MOTHERFUCKIN ROSES, David Bowie, ozzy, Motley Crue, Metallica (they are sorta gay b/c they are midgets), and anyone else who does not sing fag music. fag music= emo, about having a nice day, and any other gay rap shit or fagget music that is played on 94.1 or 104.1 FM)

Movies:

40 year old virgin, mostly funny movies, Napoleon dynamite can suck my dick cause it blew, i dont really like scary movies except for ones with aliens, but lets not forget the good old pornographic ones! :) I am always down for watching a scary movie with a woman at my side though- i will protect you... :)

Television:

Well you cant beat porn, right? or maybe you can- get the double meaning? HAHHAH

Books:

Hustler, playboy, genesis, club, and SWANK. cant go wrong with those 8=======D():

Heroes:

BIG BAD JOE, BIG BAD MIKE S., Arnold, Rocky, Hulk Hogan, BUSH (HW & W), along with any other people opposed to: illegal immigration, people who wear spandex, OREINTALS OF ANY TYPE, crackheads, tweakers, faggets from The Dalles, or gay people. I also dislike people with a fuck you attitude, I say FUCK THEM.

My Blog

Saddam is Dead, Lets do a recap

First, let me introduce Saddam Hussein:yes, there was that fateful day that we finally got the bastard.yeah, obviously he never read this book...it was just a matter of time before we caught him, we k...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST

Measurements

ChestFlexed: 41-½.. Not: 39-¼..ArmsFlexed: 15-¼.. Not: 14..Waist34-¾..QuadsFlexed: 23-¾.. Not: 23..ForearmsFlexed: 12-5/8.. Not: 12..Calves Flexed: 15.. Not: 14-7/8...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST

You god damn crack head piece of shit

Dont you call my house ever again. If you got a problem you take it up with me. And dont you ever say you will come over here and leave in a cop car, cause more likely you will leave in an ambulance...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:02:00 PST

SURVIVING NUGE IN '06

Yeah- Ted Nugent was at the Oregon State fair and hell yes we went to see him.  Any American Lovin person with a freakin brain would go see him.  And boy, did it FUCKIN  ROCK! So it sta...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 08:41:00 PST

Jiggles 5

Well before i get around to all the pussy at jiggles, i want to start off tellin what happened earlier that day.  Okay, so we just arrived in portland and we had just got done with lunch and we d...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:43:00 PST

Jiggles Adventure 4

MMkay, lets see if i can remember this one, i was sort of drunker then fuck. Okay, well it started off going to fishers house, where we indulged in some shots along with some white russians.  aft...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:27:00 PST

funny story

Yeah, so it was a hot day, and i decided to go for a swim in the pool.  the only thing was i wasnt clothed.  No Swimsuit- get a better tan that way So anyway i was floatin around on one of ...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:40:00 PST

The Game

You wake up look over at the clock and notice it is 8 oclock or so and you wonder "what am I going to do today?"  is it going to be another slow day or maybe i will just lounge around watching TV...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:52:00 PST

Jiggles Adventure 3

Okay, I have got to say this one was a disappointment.  Definitly not as much of a blast as the other 2 times we went.  It was a grand old day, 4th of July, and what better way to cellebrate...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 09:34:00 PST

Jiggles adventure 1

Ahh lets see if i can remember this one... It was a fateful day in portland and i think it was durring spring break.  We decided "fuck the porn shops" they just werenet enough action for 4 horny ...
Posted by What's That Smell? on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:37:00 PST