My name is Justin, and I take steps back so the next step forward is that much more impressive.
I plan on getting rich enough so I can forget all responsibilities.
I don't "club". Except with baby seals.
I'd fuck you up in Monopoly. No lie.
I plan on being a doctor. That should probably scare you.
I can memorize long strings of random numbers extremely well. This makes me useful.
I only take vitamins after I'm already sick. Kinda like getting an alarm system after your house was robbed.
There's more. But it's not here.
