I'd like to meet:

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?None. It's a hardware problem

Loudon Wainwright III

Suicide Song

I know I'm unhappy
I know things aren't right
for instance last week
I got drunk every night
I know that I'm angry
I know I'm afraid
I rarely make love
I mostly get laid
and I know I'm unhealthy
no Dr. could doubt
my dreams are all bad
my hairs falling out

when you get the blues and you want to shoot yourself in the head
it's allright it's allright go ahead
do the monkey do the pony do the slop do the hulahoop twist
cut your throat cut your throat cut your wrists
when your tire of worldy toil shuffle off this mortal coil
turn your body back to soil
it's ok it's ok
when you get hungup hang yourself up by your neck
what the hell what the hell what the heck

stomp on the moon and spit in the ocean
razzamatazz and I love you
holy smokes atlantic ocean
you can do anything that you want to do
you can sing four songs
you dance ten dances
eat twelve candies
drink eight beers
break two rules
take six chances
laugh nine laughs
shed three tears
eat that watermelon
drink that moonshine
shes the lady and your the lord
or mail pouch that you will
keep you in line
drive all over in her grandaddy's ford
small talk big talk hugs and kisses
strum a little number on that red guitar
if you want to charm the bonnet off your misses
go out and catch a firefly stick him in a jar

take off her clothes
and throw her in the river
wash her body and stick it in the sun
give that gal everything you can give her
you can give her the bullets
if you can give her the gun

Music:

Minus The Bear
These Arms are Snakes
Desaparecidos
Botch
Shellac
Slint
Squarepusher
Angels of Light
The Swans
Johnny Mother Fucking Cash
Leonard Cohen
Karate
Cursive
Her Space Holiday
Blonde Redhead
Criteria
The For Carnatiom
Denali
Engine Down
Dismemberment Plan
Edith Frost
Elliot Smith
old jimmy eat world
Murder By Death
Red Animal War
Mogwai
things that go OONZ

Books:

Late Industrial society has increased rather than reduced the need for parasitical and alienated functions. Advertising, public relations, indoctrination, planned obsolescence are no longer unproductive overhead costs, but rather elements of basic production costs. In order to be effective, such production of socially necessary waste requires continuous rationalization - the relentless utilization of advanced techniques and science. Consequently, a rising standard of living is the almost unavoidable by-product of politically manipulated industrial society, once a certain level of back labor creates an increasing surplus-product which, weather privately or centrally appropriated and distributed, allows diversion of productivity. As long as this constellation prevails, it reduces the uses-value of freedom; there is no reason to insist on self-determination if the administered life is the comfortable and even the “good” life. This is the rational and material ground for the unification of opposites, for one dimensional political behavior. On this ground, the transcending political forces within a society are arrested, and qualitative change appears possible only as change from without. -- One Dimensional Man - Herbet Marcuse