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About Me

i aspire to
avoid lying. work hard. invite new things, be unafraid to leave the old things. get ahead without bullying, threatening, intimidating or being unreasonably demanding - instead, build credibility by being trustworthy and convincing people of my integrity. never stop being grateful for my good fortune. surround myself with music whenever possible. be the kind of guy who has a well-behaved dog. eat well while eating healthy. keep secrets. refuse to associate with people who have terrible secrets. be risky, but not foolish. not be too proud to recognize good deeds. not dwell on the past. avoid littering. always be fit. not live life scared to death. dance. understand, not judge. avoid laziness. laugh a lot. be a good parent someday. be adaptable.

My Interests

Fishing, coors light, swimming, motorcycling, camping, golf. I'm a Cal football fan until the day I die. I also challenge myself by izzling unizzlable words. And for those of you who don't know me too well, I never back down from a challenge, like that time I beat Michael Moore in a farting contest.

I'd like to meet:

the right people.

Music:

too much good music for me to list everything i like. i have very wide and eclectic tastes. ditto goes for food. i love trying new foods.

This is for you:
And this:

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, Forrest Gump, American Beauty, Flight 93, Pulp Fiction, The Shawshank Redemption, Million Dollar Baby, Sideways

Television:

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Books:

Great Gatsby, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Brave New World, Siddhartha, Life of Pi, Under the Banner of Heaven, A Boy Called H, The Plot Against America, The Story of B, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time... The greatest is Ishmael. The latest is The Blind Side, which is about a destitute black kid from the ghetto who is adopted by a wealthy white family and taken from the most hopeless situation imaginable to the most improbably promising life. It's a true story. Just finished Fiasco recently, and currently reading the Kite Runner.

Heroes:

hoagies, submarine sandwiches.

My Blog

If you can’t get into a blog...

...and you really want to, just message me. I might let you in.
Posted by I'm INCOMPLETELY Serious on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:33:00 PST

For the ladies...

This is intended for those of you who are looking for commitment. If that's not what you're after and you just want to have fun, this doesn't apply. But there isn't anything wrong with that, either. I...
Posted by I'm INCOMPLETELY Serious on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:29:00 PST

skiing in mammoth

for those of you who might ski and enjoy the gnarly stuff, as you are going up lift 23, the shit to the immediate left of the top of the left is the best stuff i hit all weekend. nothing compare...
Posted by I'm INCOMPLETELY Serious on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:32:00 PST

"Why You'd Want to Live Here"

DCfC I'm in Los Angeles today...It smells like an airport runway.Jet fuel stenches in the cabinAnd lights flickering at random.I'm in Los Angeles today...Garbage cans comprise the medians of freeways ...
Posted by I'm INCOMPLETELY Serious on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:44:00 PST

I was tipsy,

And I actually thought of something pretty meaningful and texted it to my friend. Problems loom larger than they are until you hear somebody reference them in a different light. As soon a...
Posted by I'm INCOMPLETELY Serious on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST

My house was robbed today.

From what we can tell so far, they didn't take anything in here except my roommate's safe, which had a gun and his passport in it. Otherwise, they busted a window, punched a hole in a wall and b...
Posted by I'm INCOMPLETELY Serious on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST

Sometimes a show besides Family Guy is funny.

"Can I tell you a funny story about teabagging?" is NOT something you want to hear if you are hosting a live TV show. ...
Posted by I'm INCOMPLETELY Serious on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

How, oh how...

...is Led Zeppelin so FUCKING GOOD?!?!?!
Posted by I'm INCOMPLETELY Serious on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

I have a theory

About why it is that we as humans have a propensity to look at our shits after we shit. I think that we have evolved to have a curiosity about what it looks like in order to analyze its consiste...
Posted by I'm INCOMPLETELY Serious on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST

I have been guilted into this...

And thus it begins. I'm going to start writing about weird stuff about me that you may find interesting. Oh, and I also need to thank Dirk for making me do this. 1. I have a fairly u...
Posted by I'm INCOMPLETELY Serious on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:13:00 PST