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The Marcness

Plan!?!?!.... ha, there is no "plan"

About Me

I don't pity the self-loathing, I mock them. I'm on a diet that consists of Jiffy peanut butter (crunchy) and grape jelly.

My Interests

Involuntary breathing, Lying in order to make the story funnier, solving space-cancer, baseball, low brow jokes about high brow people, using large words to adumbrate the fact that I have no idea what I'm talking about.

I'd like to meet:

I am to marry Tina Fey. And then forgive her for running SNL into mediocrity. The animated (and apparently much cooler) me.

Music:

Older Against Me! Vic Ruggerio, The Slackers, The Clash, None More Black, Kid Dynamite, Bouncing Souls, Buena Vista Social Club, Beatles, James Brown, The Cure, Johnny Cash, David Bowie, Miles Davis, Desmond Decker, Robert Johnson, Bo Diddley, Amplified Heat, Deltron 3030, Dillinger 4, Ray Charles, Elvis Costello, Fugazi, Buddy Guy, Galt MacDermot, Hepcat, John Lee Hooker, Guns n Roses, Lars and the Bastards, Lifetime, Michael Jackson, Mike Ness, Misfits, Modest Mouse, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Nods, One Man Army, OPIV, Pharcyde, Pixies, Queen, Ramones, Rancid, Sinatra, Skatilites, The Specials, Social D, Stooges, Sublime, $wingin' Utter$, Tiger Army, Trial by Fire, White Stripes, Zero Zero.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Karate Kid, Royal Tenenbaums, My Blue Heaven, Napoleon Dynamite, Bottle Rocket, The Aristocrats, Love and Sex, Grosse Pointe Blank, Punch Drunk Love, Back to the Future, The Jerk, Goonies, Teen Wolf, Bananas, Annie Hall, Bullets over Broadway, Small Time Crooks, Celebrity, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstien, Major League, Bull Durham, Eight Men Out, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, etc

Television:

I hate Heroes. I like LOST, Arrested Development, Flight of the Conchords, 30 Rock, Extras and Dave Hill: "The King of Miami".

Books:

"Literary-Induced Narcolepsy: A Study of the Mind Behind the Eyes" by Rob Metcalfe (literary genius)

Heroes:

Jemaine Clement, Bret McKenzie, Stephen Merchant and Dave Hill, "The King of Miami"

My Blog

Banned from Mandalay Bay...

Like Pete Rose from baseball, Huck Finn from public school libraries and non-whites from NYC cabs I have been banned from Mandalay Bay. This tale's Genesis begins on a warm August night, August 11th ...
Posted by The Marcness on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:51:00 PST

Self reflective vacation recap

To paraphrase the words of a brighter man than myself, "The Mag Queso was better than I remember, but my friends... much worse." Just kidding... kind of.  It was neither the great trip I had inv...
Posted by The Marcness on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST