PEOPLE EATING TASTEY ANIMALS....... I like beer, bitches, liquor, and guns. I come from Porter Township Michigan where I was a volunteer fireman, but I joined the Marines and right now I live at Camp Lejeune in North Carolina. A lot of people have said I'm a narrow minded hick and culterally deprived.....fuckin' hippies.This profile was edited with MusicVideoCodes.com MySpace HTML Editor
You are MARINE CORPS
OOORAH! You kick ass and take names later. Fear
is no object because you ARE fear itself.
Screw all those anti-Americans. God will
decide who is good and who is bad... your job
is to arrange the meeting. Semper Fi!
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You Know You Drink Too Much When...
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the barWhen you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.You have a "happy hour" at homeWhen you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol LandAlthough you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."Your favorite drink is ethanol."Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!""I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in beforeClubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a whileYou think beer and ramen make a good breakfastYou frequently urinate outdoors.When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.You fall asleep taking a dump.You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.You find it's easier to study drunk.You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.Beer ads make sense.You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.You mix your cocktails by the litre.You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respectYou lose arguments with inanimate objects.You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earthYour career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.You can focus better with one eye closedThe parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the barYou fall off the floor.You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.The glass keeps missing your mouth.Vampires get woozy after bitting you.At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories."Take me drunk, I'm home!"You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.You drink to get over a hangover.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.
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You Know You're From Michigan When...
You define summer as three months of bad sledding.You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder.You can identify an Ohio accent.Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack and a bucket of smelt.Owning a Japanese car is a hanging offense in your hometown.You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.The Big Mac is something that you drive across.You believe that "down south" means Toledo.You bake with soda and drink pop.You drive 75 on the highway and you pass on the right.Your Little League baseball game was snowed out.You learned how to drive a boat before you learned how to ride a bike.You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical significance.You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.You expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale.You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell.Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving, the opening of deer season and Devil's Night.Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block Chevy engines.At least one person in your family disowns you for the week of the Michigan/Michigan State football game.You know what a millage is.Traveling coast to coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your left hand.You know what a "Yooper" is.Your car rusts out before you need the brakes doneHalf the people you know say they are from Detroit... yet you don't personally know anyone who actually lives in Detroit"Up North" means north of Clare.You know what a pastie is.You occasionally cheer "Go Lions- and take the Tigers with you."Snow tires come standard on all your cars.At least 25% of your relatives work for the auto industry.You don't understand what the big deal about Chicago is.Octopus and hockey go together as naturally as hot dogs and baseball.You know more about chill factors and lake effect than you'd EVER like to know!Your snowblower has more miles on it than your car.Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.You never watch the Weather Channel - you can just assume they're wrong.The snowmen you make in your front yard actually freeze. Solid.The snow freezes so hard that you can actually walk across it and not break it or leave any marks.All your shoes are called "tennis shoes", even though no one here plays tennis anyway.Your major school field trip includes camping and cross-country skiing.Half your friends have a perfect sledding hill right in their own backyard.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Michigan.
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