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Professor Awesome

Ask not for whom the bell tolls in this house of flesh and blood

About Me

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My Interests

my friends and family, Tattoos, Piercings, Slipknot, Flogging Molly, Throwdown, Bleeding Through, Mindless self indulgence, Dropkick murphys, Writing, Debating, gnawing on people, riding around on a unicorn and stealing your women, robot chicken when tiny doesn't delete it off the DVR BEFORE I EVEN FUCKING WATCH IT, Breaking my friends heads, Video games, Computer Games, Ninjas, And anything else that catches my interest, I'm a wee bit distractable so it's easy to catch

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone, especially the people I'd rather see everyday but don't.

Music:

Ladytron, Muse, Fischerspooner, Jack off Jill, Lords of Acid, Throwdown, Mindless Self Indulgence, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Cream, Eric Claption, The Doors, Disturbed, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Soundgarden, Korn, Black Label Society, Gorillaz, Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Corrosion of Conformity, Ambuscade, Mest, Lucky boys Confusion, Papa Roach, Cake, Children of Bodom, Nine Inch Nails, The Killers, and last but definately not least...Flogging Molly

Movies:

boondock Saints, Equilibrium, Legends of the Fall, Slither, American werewolf in london/paris....don't watch alot of movies

Television:

Venture bros, adult swin, Law and Order, whatever will be good background noise.

My Blog

The sweeping insensitivity of this still life.

    I've been listening to alot of Imogen Heap lately. As it always does, it coincides with a very large amount of introspection on my part.     It's been a little over a...
Posted by Professor Awesome on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST

"and it is by caffeine only that I set my mind in motion"

It's quotes that start like that which remind me why I loved the original dune series so much, as I sit here and sip cup #5 for the day. It's been awhile since I've committed anything in words outside...
Posted by Professor Awesome on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:12:00 PST

That's right fuckers!

Your results:You are Lex LuthorLex Luthor 88%Dr. Doom 83%Magneto 66%Mr. Freeze 57%Green Goblin 54%The Joker 54%Apocalypse 53%Kingpin 46%Juggernaut 42%Two-Face 34%Catwoman 31%Dark Phoenix 28%Poison Ivy...
Posted by Professor Awesome on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:30:00 PST

Memories.

 I'm not above drinking alonebut no good ever comes of it, unless you count me talking to you nowSo, have you been hurt?Did you hurt someone?Did you get all crashed down upon?Me, I'm a friend to ...
Posted by Professor Awesome on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

Hilarity Ensues Further

So, I came home last night to another pitch in this game of life. Rumors had been flying between family members that my sister is possibly buying the family home here. Now both my parents and sister h...
Posted by Professor Awesome on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 05:17:00 PST

And now comes the bad part of the entire situation

Total cost of the necessary dental work to get new teeth: upwards to Six thousand dollars.Time it will take regardless: 3-6 monthsFuck me...
Posted by Professor Awesome on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:37:00 PST

Because everyone has been asking, a pic of me in the ER, and an update of sorts

Yeah it was pretty bad then, and I hated life for about a week after it. Now it's a few scabs and the missing teeth, which are getting fixed within the month, and my knee still hurts, but thats about ...
Posted by Professor Awesome on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST

Only thing that were broken were my pride, my bike and my face

I wiped out on my bike coming home from work tonight, bad.My two front teeth are now gone and MIA, presumably swallowed, and both of the side ones chipped, I got a total 20 stitches on two parts of my...
Posted by Professor Awesome on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:11:00 PST

I think, therefore you suffer

On this world one of the simple facts of life in general is that we as human beings, are flawed. Our flaws are as varied as the opinions that we have of ourselves and others, but we all have them...
Posted by Professor Awesome on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:07:00 PST

I can't make this shit up...

    So here I am, at work, normal day at work. A customer comes up seems to be in a fairly shitty mood so i do my normal conversation, try to get him to put his chin up a bit.Conversati...
Posted by Professor Awesome on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:17:00 PST