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Hulk Rules!!!

I can do the alphabet w/my tounge under 15 seconds

About Me

How empty of me to be so full of you. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

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My Interests

TV, Pool, Computers, Gaming, cars, girls, friends, wrestling, Unreal Tournament

I'd like to meet:

You!!!

Music:

KROQ, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Led Zepplin, The Clash, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, The Foo Fighters, Metallica, Korn, Kid Rock, The Beatles, ELO, Elvis Presley, CCR, The Ramones, The Transplants, Rancid, MXPX, Pink Floyd, U2, Coldplay, AC/DC, Guns n' Roses, Michelle Branch, Velvet Revolver

Movies:

La Bamba, Transformers the Movie, Reservoir Dogs, 3 Amigos, Terminator, T2, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Star Wars, Space Balls, Blazing Saddles, Hot Shots, Hot Shots Pt. Deux, Airplane, Airplane 2, Secretary,Kill Bill, 25th Hour and many more

Television:

Transformers, WWE Monday Night Raw, WWE SmackDown!, Entourage, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Family Guy...etc.

Books:

Women: Maxim's Unauthorized Guide, The Bible, The Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Huevos Verdes y Mi Jamon, Famous All Over Town, The Outsiders, Curious George, 101 Ways to Please A Woman

Heroes:

Hulk Hogan

My Blog

R.I.P. Chris Benoit

According to lead investigator Lt. Tommy Pope, of the Fayette County Sheriff's Department, in Fayetteville, Ga., the deaths of WWE Superstar Chris Benoit, wife Nancy and son Daniel were the result of ...
Posted by Hulk Rules!!! on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:18:00 PST

Thoughts from the Dalai Lama

1. Follow the three Rs: respect for self, respect for others, responsibility for your actions. 2. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 3. Open your arms to chang...
Posted by Hulk Rules!!! on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:50:00 PST

Scratch Billiards in La Mirada and the Hottest Girl on Earth

So yeah I just got home because every Thursday night after working at Monarch, my buddies (Vic, Bobby, and JC) from work and I go shoot at this really cool, laid back place called Scratch in La Mirada...
Posted by Hulk Rules!!! on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:45:00 PST

Viva Chuck Norris!

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norri...
Posted by Hulk Rules!!! on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:52:00 PST

Check Out My New Car!

Hey, click on the following link to see some pics of my brand new 2006 Scion TC. They're kinda crappy, but I promise to take some better ones later!Alfred's 2006 Scion TC...
Posted by Hulk Rules!!! on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:37:00 PST

Chuck Norris Part 2

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb ba...
Posted by Hulk Rules!!! on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:17:00 PST

Chuck Norris

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. As a teen Chu...
Posted by Hulk Rules!!! on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 11:29:00 PST

Fuck you...do you know who you are?

Credit goes to KROQ's Nicole Alvarez for this awesome blog she posted that I'm jacking...lol   Fuck you...do you know who you are? Fuck you if youre the type of person that never apologizes whe...
Posted by Hulk Rules!!! on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 10:03:00 PST

Link to Platt Graduation Pics...just for Ash!

http://home.earthlink.net/~bigsexyalfred/Platt/
Posted by Hulk Rules!!! on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 08:49:00 PST

Link to My Surgery Pics

http://home.earthlink.net/~bigsexyalfred/surgery2k5/
Posted by Hulk Rules!!! on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 09:35:00 PST