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Johnny Cockstrong

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Updated Calendar and Blog at JohnnyCockstrong.com


I'm a superhero. I defend us all from evil do-ers and nay-sayers with my strong cock... and balls.

My Interests

Hating Tom Robinson. Hitting people in the face with my cock. Killing people with Omega Death Bombs. Shenanigans, buffoonery, pillaging lesser fortunate people.

Music:

XM radio



Movies:

Anchorman, Wake Up Ron Burgundy, 40 Year Old Virgin, Pi, Old School, Super Troopers, Office Space, Man on the Moon, Zoolander, Beyond the Mat, Jim Carrey movies, Monty Python movies, Rock N Roll High School Forever.

Television:

I hardly watch TV anymore, no time!

Books:

Have a Nice Day and Foley is Good by Mick Foley

Heroes:

Myself, and people like me.

My Blog

Cockstrong Guide to Dating 3!

Find it here:Cockstrong Blog
Posted by Johnny Cockstrong on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:55:00 PST

JohnnyCockstrong.com is updated!

Hey guys, updated the site with a new calendar, and updated the main, bio, and media pages. I also posted a new blog, check it out!
Posted by Johnny Cockstrong on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:20:00 PST

How to Get Hot Chicks

Hot Chicks, how to get them:In the Cockstrong Guide to Dating #2Found here: JohnnyCockstrong.com
Posted by Johnny Cockstrong on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

Cockstrong's Guide to Dating

Can be found here!TRICKOLA~!
Posted by Johnny Cockstrong on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:45:00 PST

Cockstrong T-Shirts Presale for 1 Week

In order to properly judge how many shirts and of each size I should order, I am offering a special presale.Anyone who orders a shirt between now and Monday, September 18 will also receive a free gree...
Posted by Johnny Cockstrong on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:21:00 PST

I have an apartment

I have an apartment. It's finalized, all the furniture is here, everything is unpacked. It only took a month.I'm responsible.I'm in charge here. That's my stuff, put it down. Okay, you can have some s...
Posted by Johnny Cockstrong on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:51:00 PST

And another week begins

I'm gonna talk about last week and then I'll go into why this is gonna be a relatively important week for me.I got home today from NYC, I spent Saturday with Leticia at the Bowery, then at the Howl's ...
Posted by Johnny Cockstrong on Mon, 08 May 2006 07:44:00 PST

I don't have an apartment

I spent the last 3 days with Leticia, our visits seem to be getting longer and somehow even better.Not once in my time with her did I get anxiety that I'm spending too much time with her, nor was I bo...
Posted by Johnny Cockstrong on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:53:00 PST

My apartment has steam heat.

So much awe-some.I think it might become somewhat of a ritual, that I blog after seeing Leticia. Spending time with her puts me in the best of moods and makes me want to let everyone else know about i...
Posted by Johnny Cockstrong on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:08:00 PST

*claps hands*

I'm supposed to be sleeping right now, but I just felt inspired to post a weird sappy blog.I spent the last day and a half with Leticia, everything just felt perfect. I don't think I've ever felt this...
Posted by Johnny Cockstrong on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:57:00 PST