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johnny cyanide

140 pounds of DANGER!!

About Me

BAND-LESS BASS, RHYTHM, AND SLIDE GUITARIST. ROCK N ROLL DAD. MASTER PRANK PHONE CALLER. DISTRIBUTOR OF HIGH VOLTAGE. NOISE BRINGER. JACK OF NO TRADES....

My Interests

ZOROASTRIANISM*SQUISHY STUFF*WHACK D.J.'S AND SUCKER M.C.'S*LADY BEAVERTON*VODKA*HAIKU*SPARKLY THINGS*DIRTY SLOPPY SLIDE GUITAR*KEEPING IT UNREAL* OBTUSENESS*SAD SONGS*JESUS PUNCHING*

I'd like to meet:

THE GIRL AT THE END OF THE BAR AT THE END OF THE WORLD....

Music:

HANOI ROCKS,LEEROY STAGGER, RYAN ADAMS, FUTURE VILLAIN BAND, THRILL KILL KULT, MOTORHEAD, AC/DC, ROLLING STONES,THE FACES, SEX PISTOLS, GENERATION X, MOTT THE HOOPLE, HEAVY TRASH, THE CURE, SOCIAL DISTORTION, CHESTERFIELD KINGS, BOB WILLS + THE TEXAS PLAYBOYS, MOTLEY CRUE, GUNS N ROSES,SISTERS OF MERCY, ALICE COOPER, EDWIN STARR,LUCINDA WILLIAMS, LORDS OF THE NEW CHURCH, BOUNTY HUNTERS, JESUS AND MARY CHAIN, NIN, THE MURDERDOLLS, BEATLES, JOAN JETT, DAVID BOWIE, THE NYMPHS, REDD KROSS, THE JACOBITES, PRINCE, ELECTRIC ANGELS, IZZY STRADLIN, FASTER PUSSYCAT, TOM WAITS, BLUES EXPLOSION, MARILYN MANSON, THE DICTATORS, THE RAMONES, MC5, RUN-DMC, STREET WALKIN' CHEETAHS, THE BEL-RAYS, THE SUPERSUCKERS, LORETTA LYNN, THE WITNESSES, TWISTED SISTER, THE LOVELESS, THE DONNAS, CHUCK BERRY, BUCK CHERRY, WHITE STRIPES, JOHNNY CASH, PUBLIC ENEMY, THE MISTAKES, THE BEATLES, THE BEACH BOYS, SUPERGRASS, MANIC STREET PREACHERS, NEKO CASE, SUPERDRAG, D-GENERATION, MAZZY STAR, CHAMBER STRINGS, THE CRAMPS, BLACK CROWES,LITTLE RICHARD,ROSE TATTOO, WILCO, HOUND DOG TAYLOR, NY DOLLS, BUTCH WALKER/MARVELOUS 3, DOGS D'AMOUR, COCAINE SUPERNOVA, FATHER PUNCHY AND THE BLACK EYED NUNS...

Movies:

THE MUPPET MOVIE* STAR WARS* SGT. PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND* ROLLERBLADE* UNDER A CHERRY MOON* PULP FICTION* TRUE ROMANCE* LOST IN TRANSLATION* VELVET GOLDMINE* GRACE OF MY HEART* DEVIL IN MISS JONES PART 3* THE WARRIORS*

Television:

OFF THE BALCONY!!!

Books:

ELMER THE ELEPHANT, SIMULATION AND SIMULACRA, 10 APPLES UP ON TOP, MEMNOCH THE DEVIL, BEHOLD A PALE HORSE...

Heroes:

ONLY THE SUPER ONES

My Blog

HAIKU april 16!

in case u ain't heard they call me johnny haiku bee-yotch i don't play
Posted by johnny cornbread on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:15:00 PST

maybe?

seems like the starz are almost lined up...maybe they could use a lil push...hmmm...
Posted by johnny cornbread on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 06:24:00 PST

mac n cheese

macaroni & cheese @ 3 a.m...delicious....
Posted by johnny cornbread on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:55:00 PST

1st haiku of 2006!!

it's been a while, but it's worth it. some of u already received this... PRETZEL LOGIC i shoved a pretzel right into my weiner-hole damn, that fucking hurt. see, that was worth your time. the haiku ju...
Posted by johnny cornbread on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 05:49:00 PST

fool

only a fool would tear open a can of worms and wonder how he got covered with slime
Posted by johnny cornbread on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:56:00 PST

ha!

yeah it's got "can of worms" written all over it but the lid is half off now might as well tear that thang all the way off hahaha i am going 2 hell.....  ...
Posted by johnny cornbread on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 01:24:00 PST

bettylou

she's an old-fashioned bi-polar / bi-sexual roller coaster girl
Posted by johnny cornbread on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 03:48:00 PST

sonofamanlyman

i heard they found u last night at the Thunderbird hotel wrapped up in mommy's sunday dress and daddy's disregard
Posted by johnny cornbread on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:12:00 PST

haiku 9-10-05

i urinated on a spider today. it made me feel naughty
Posted by johnny cornbread on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:08:00 PST

la la la

i've got a bible in my left hand, and a shotgun in my right, and i'm walking past your house at midnight in the pouring rain...
Posted by johnny cornbread on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:03:00 PST